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Entries for March 2007

Eater doesn’t come right out and say

Eater doesn’t come right out and say it (“note new equipment…”), but I think that when the Shake Shack opens for business on Wednesday, they’ll be distributing those light-up buzzer thingies that vibrate when your food is ready instead of having everyone mill around the window while employees yell things that sound like your name even though it’s not.

Update: Confirmed…the ShackWand will be in full effect. (And psst, rumor has it the Shack opens today, not Wed…)


Final episode of The Show with Ze

Final episode of The Show with Ze Frank. No, thank you, Ze….the pleasure was all ours.


Antarctic glaciers are losing ice, but not

Antarctic glaciers are losing ice, but not because of melting. “In Greenland we know there is melting associated with the ice loss, but in Antarctica we don’t really know why it’s happening.”


A nice piece about the tools that

A nice piece about the tools that astronauts use in space. “[The space station arm] can delicately move suited astronauts, plucking them up from the airlock and transferring them to designated work areas and back again, like a mother cat relocating kittens.”


The must-read item of the weekend: how

The must-read item of the weekend: how a bunch of guys got themselves and two full van-loads of materials into the Super Bowl and distributed lights to fans to spell out a special message seen during the halftime show. This is in the hall of fame of pranks for sure. “Super Bowl XLI was a Level One national security event, usually reserved for Presidential inaugurations. We had to get two full vanloads of materials through federal marshals, Homeland Security agents, police, police dogs, bomb squads, ATF personnel, robots, and a five-ton state-of-the-art X-ray crane. It took four months and a dozen people to pull off the prank that ended up fooling the world. This is the Super Stunt.” (via waxy)


For the first time ever, a three-way

For the first time ever, a three-way tie occurred on Jeopardy. The leader going into Final Jeopardy bet to tie so that his competitors would take home big prize money instead of meager 2nd/3rd place winnings. I’m surprised there’s not more collusion of this sort on the show…although I guess there would be some prisoner’s dilemma issues. (thx, danny)

Update: The aforementioned leader has a post about the tie on his blog.


A minute-by-minute account of the West Village

A minute-by-minute account of the West Village shooting on Wednesday night. “It was impossible to see it coming: the execution of the bartender in a pizzeria, apparently an act of revenge; the cold killings of two unarmed auxiliary police officers who trailed him, shot as they cowered at his feet while a videotape caught the horrors; the final shootout with police officers; and the gunman lying dead on Bleecker Street as wailing patrol cars swarmed in on a balmy night in Greenwich Village.”


Here’s the first full (and I believe,

Here’s the first full (and I believe, leaked) trailer for Ratatouille, Pixar’s newest film. It’s in English with Chinese subtitles.


Admin/massage note

kottke.org might be a little slow today with (hopefully short) periods of downtime. I’m doing some long-overdue maintenance on the server to pave the way for a bit of future development. In Flickr parlance, kottke.org is having a massage.

Update: Alright, we had two little blips of downtime and now it looks like the site is back up and running like a finely tuned watch, a watch with a web server running on it.

Update: Took care of one last little glitch last night…should be alright now. You may need to clear your cache to make sure everything works smoothly.


Vogue is adding blogs to their site

Vogue is adding blogs to their site but editor Anna Wintour hates the word “blog” so much that she’s got her staff working on alternate language. Wintour’s a little late to the party…everyone I know has been hating that word since 1999. (via fashionologie)


Lots of discussion online about this Garrison

Lots of discussion online about this Garrison Keillor piece in Salon where he seems to assert that gay parents shouldn’t be flamboyant and immigrants, while siring lovely children, don’t hold a candle to the white cowboys riding the plains. More than anything, this piece just confuses me…is he being truthful about his opinions or is he taking a less-than-successful swipe at himself and his outdated views? I can’t really tell…more than anything, it seems poorly written.


Dale Dougherty: maybe we should get rid

Dale Dougherty: maybe we should get rid of the wasteful conference schwag bag that everyone ends up dumping in the garbage anyway. Amen, brother.


The Game Neverending Museum contains several screenshots

The Game Neverending Museum contains several screenshots and a paper transformation matrix. I got a little nostalgic for Web 1.0 looking at this.


Enter this font haiku contest to win

Enter this font haiku contest to win a limited-edition poster from the Helvetica documentary.


A look at the newly redesigned Time

A look at the newly redesigned Time magazine, available at newsstands today. It’s been noted elsewhere that it looks more like The Economist than it did and that the photo on the cover of Reagan crying is actually a photo illustration…the tear was added digitally.

Update: An interview with the guy who added the digital tear to Reagan. Did that Worth1000-grade Photoshopping really warrant an interview?


Using ground penetrating radar, NASA has discovered

Using ground penetrating radar, NASA has discovered an ice deposit at Mars’ south pole so large that if melted, it would cover the entire planet under 30 feet of water.


The verbing of English nouns continues unabated.

The verbing of English nouns continues unabated. A music producer being sentenced for attempted theft tells the court that he’s got six children “on the way”. The judge thinks he’s marrying a women with 6 children but the producer replies, “no, I be concubining”.


James Randi offered a $1 million prize to

James Randi offered a $1 million prize to any psychic who could remotely determine the contents of a box in his office. Cryptographer Matt Blaze and Jutta Degener correctly identified the object from a string of numbers that Randi published to assure contestants that he wouldn’t switch the object after a correct guess. The numbers referred to an entry in the 1995 edition of the Random House Webster’s College Dictionary that described the object. (via wired)


New Scientist watches Sunshine, Danny Boyle’s new

New Scientist watches Sunshine, Danny Boyle’s new movie about the death of the sun (which sounds fantastic given my love of global disaster movies), and evaluates it from a scientific perspective.


Ben Stein on “what’s new and hot

Ben Stein on “what’s new and hot and exciting” in the world on money: “The most sought after jobs in the United States now are jobs in finance in which basically almost no money is raised for new steel mills or coal mines, but immense sums are raised to buy companies, recapitalize them — which means pay the new owners immense special dividends and other payments for going to the trouble of taking over the company. This process results in fantastically well-paid investment bankers and private equity ‘financial engineers’ and has no measurably beneficial effect on the economy generally. It does facilitate the making of ever younger millionaires and an ever more leveraged American corporate structure.”


Related to the men look at crotches

Related to the men look at crotches post, here’s an eyetracking study that compares how artists look at a photo with the rest of us. “Non-artists spent significantly more time looking at [human bodies and faces in the photos] than artists.” (via snarkmarket)


17-year-old Mary Masterman built a spectrograph at

17-year-old Mary Masterman built a spectrograph at home for $300, thousands of dollars less than they usually cost, earning her the top prize in the Intel Science Talent Search. Interestingly, 6 of the top 10 winners were women.


Collection of photos of basketball players with

Collection of photos of basketball players with normal people. (thx, brian)


What are people smuggling into Germany? Twice

What are people smuggling into Germany? Twice as much cocaine as last year, stuffed lion cubs, and wine made from cobras.


Wii Sports high scores

I don’t spend enough time playing Wii Sports to claim mastery in any of the events. I’m hovering around 2000 in tennis, I’ve bowled a 248 (twice), shot an 8-under in 9 holes of golf, and got my only gold medal in “Hitting the Green” with a distance of 84 feet. The big question, particularly in the Wii Tennis clubhouse, is: how high can a person’s score go in a particular sport? Anything over 2000 displays off the chart:

Wii off the chart

After poking around for a few minutes, I discovered the Wii High Scores pool on Flickr, in which were the 2310 in tennis above, several 300 games in bowling, an 8-under in golf, and 153.1 feet in “Hitting the Green”. Wii boxers in this thread claim a top score of 3124, after which it seems nearly impossible to score even a single point. Here’s a screenshot of a 3120-level boxer:

Wii Boxing 3210 score

Does anyone have any Wii Sports high scores to share? Anyone over 2300 in tennis? Photo evidence is preferred.


Universe is another pretty but useless data

Universe is another pretty but useless data visualization of the news. See also: just about every other data visualization of the news.


I really like Scott Hansen’s visual style.

I really like Scott Hansen’s visual style.


Invincible

I just realized the guy’s name was Vince. Invincible… Vince… Must have been a lot of LOLs in the conference room at Disney when they came up with that one.


Bruce Sterling: not many blogs will be

Bruce Sterling: not many blogs will be around in 10 years. Listen to Sterling’s entire rant here. ps. Seven years ago on Bruce Sterling’s porch.


Mathematician Terence Tao won both the Fields

Mathematician Terence Tao won both the Fields Medal and a MacArthur genius grant last year. To dumb it down for all you Fields Medal non-winners out there, that’s like doing Miss America and Miss Universe at the same time.


What if that asteroid had missed and

What if that asteroid had missed and the dinosaurs hadn’t gone extinct? For one thing, humans probably wouldn’t be around.


kottke.org is 9 years old today

On March 14, 1998, I made the first post to this little site. And I’m still standin’ (yeah yeah yeah). Here’s to 9 more years. Actually, I’ll settle for making it to 10. Baby steps.

In addition to my regular duties on kottke.org, I’m editing Buzzfeed today. Stories so far: Bracket Madness, Sweet Sweet Passover Coke, and 2007 Movie Season. More to come this afternoon.

And if that weren’t enough excitement for one day, it’s also Pi Day. (Whoa, the Pi Day web site uses Silkscreen!) I bet the Pi Dayers are really looking forward to 2015 when they can extend the fun to two additional decimal places.


Things Magazine reports on The Pentominium, a 1670

Things Magazine reports on The Pentominium, a 1670-foot luxury residential building planned for construction in Dubai. “The building’s concept (penthouse + condominium, you see) means that each apartment spans an entire floor, meaning that chance meetings with the other occupants, save in the blinding lobby areas, are out of the question.”


Description of attending an amazing talk by

Description of attending an amazing talk by Stephen Hawking. “In the beginning there’s a long pause. Really long. The applause dies down and then… crickets. For thirty seconds… a minute… two minutes. Then suddenly, Hawking’s synthesized voice: ‘Can you hear me?’ The climactic scenes of blockbuster movies are not as thrilling.”


Todd Levin takes the whiz out of

Todd Levin takes the whiz out of SXSW. “In addition to discussion panels, SXSW features an interesting mix of daily keynote speakers, including Sims and Spore game creator Will Wright; Phillip Torrone, the senior editor of Make magazine; and, of course, cyberpunk visionary Dan Rather. Who better to talk about emerging technology than the septuagenarian former broadcast news anchor who still refers to his (unused) computer as an ‘electronic pickle barrel’ and the internet as ‘the World Wide Possum Stew?’”


Former bitter rivals in Northern Ireland, the

Former bitter rivals in Northern Ireland, the Democratic Unionists and former IRA leaders, are set to form a government coalition to work together on increasing the region’s economic growth. “After decades spent fighting each other to the death, these two movements will now share power, spending the next year or two arguing about school admissions and local water rates. Their long war is over.” (thx, elaine)


Men look at crotches

Among the many interesting things in Online Journalism Review’s article about using eyetracking to increase the effectiveness of news article design is this odd result:

Always look crotch

Although both men and women look at the image of George Brett when directed to find out information about his sport and position, men tend to focus on private anatomy as well as the face. For the women, the face is the only place they viewed. Coyne adds that this difference doesn’t just occur with images of people. Men tend to fixate more on areas of private anatomy on animals as well, as evidenced when users were directed to browse the American Kennel Club site.

That is absolutely fascinating. I’d love to hear an evolutionary biologist’s take on why that is.

I’m also heartened by the article’s first featured finding: that tighter writing, more white space, and jettisoning unnecessary imagery helps readers read faster and retain more of what they’ve read.


Television Without Pity sold to Bravo. More here.

Television Without Pity sold to Bravo. More here.


Notes from Will Wright’s keynote at SXSW 2007. “

Notes from Will Wright’s keynote at SXSW 2007. “Movies have these wonderful things called actors, which are like emotional avatars, and you kinda feel what they’re feeling, it’s very effective. Films have a rich emotional palette because they have actors. Games often appeal to the reptilian brain - fear, action - but they have a different emotional palette. There are things you feel in games - like pride, accomplishment, guilt even! - that you’ll never feel in a movie.”


Il Lee does abstract drawings using ballpoint

Il Lee does abstract drawings using ballpoint pens. This video of Lee’s work is worth a look.


Crazy incredible shot by Roger Federer against

Crazy incredible shot by Roger Federer against Andy Roddick. He somehow gets to Roddick’s overhead slam and slips it by him on the baseline.


A nice presentation on web typography from SXSW 2007.

A nice presentation on web typography from SXSW 2007.


As this video demonstrates, an 8.5x11 piece

As this video demonstrates, an 8.5x11 piece of paper can be folded into a beer bottle opener. (via clusterflock)


New research on laughter is showing that “

New research on laughter is showing that “It’s an instinctual survival tool for social animals, not an intellectual response to wit. Itss not about getting the joke. It’s about getting along. It’s a way to make friends and also make clear who belongs where in the status hierarchy.”


Here’s some JavaScript you can use to

Here’s some JavaScript you can use to make your web site work on the Wii. “Wiimote keycodes can be detected by JavaScript in the Wii Opera browser [but] I could not find a JavaScript library that facilitates handling these input events, so I created my own”


In 1998, Barry Stiefel took off from work

In 1998, Barry Stiefel took off from work on Friday at 5pm and was back at his desk a little more than a week later on Monday at 8am, having visited every US state in the interim (48 by car, Hawaii and Alaska by air). I love the map…except for the jog to San Francisco, it looks pretty optimized.


One of NASA’s spacecraft caught a lunar

One of NASA’s spacecraft caught a lunar transit of the sun. The movie is a must-see.


A wonderful collection of 19th century shipping

A wonderful collection of 19th century shipping posters on Flickr. (via quipsologies)

Update: That Flickr user also has several other interesting sets of images to look at, including book covers, typography of The Electric Company, Soviet children’s books, and Civil War posters.


Popular Science has a lengthy interview with

Popular Science has a lengthy interview with Will Wright about Spore, which gets into a bit more detail about the game than I’ve seen elsewhere. See also: Will Wright’s bibliography.


Profile of fashion designer Karl Lagerfeld, who

Profile of fashion designer Karl Lagerfeld, who admits he doesn’t know “what ‘normal’ means”.