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The High Line

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 29, 2004

Today was the first real spring-like day in New York this year, so Meg and I celebrated by exploring the High Line. I took some photos (click on the photo below for more):

The High Line in New York City

The High Line is an elevated railway that has fallen into disuse and disrepair, currently running from 33rd Street to the Meatpacking District on the west side of Manhattan. Before setting off, we checked on the Web for directions on how to get up there and found that some friends of ours, Jason, Alison, and Jake, had documented their High Line excursions, complete with directions. If you're interested in trying it yourself sometime, I would note that the south entrance/exit to the High Line appears to be closed (new fence, locks, barbed wire), so prepare for a round trip back up to 33rd Street.

The Passion of the Christ

posted by Jason Kottke   Feb 28, 2004

God has been on my mind of late as I?m 1/3 of the way through God, A Biography, which has been excellent thus far. And so I was quite interested in checking out The Passion of the Christ to see if Gibson had come up with any new perspectives on the death of Jesus or even if it was an entertaining (in the broadest sense of the word) portrayal of the event. Sad to say, he has not. All the violence, which wasn?t really that bad (certainly not the most violent movie ever), numbed me to the emotion of the whole thing - much like Tarantino?s movies do for others ? leaving me only the movie itself to consider. And the movie was just ok, certainly nothing special.

A note on the crowd at the film, which was, due to the nature of the film, more interesting than what was happening on the screen. Two men of the cloth sat in front of me (affiliation unclear); they whispered to each other for much of the film, discussing what they saw.

Before the movie started, the woman of the couple beside me said to her husband, ?you know, I?m going to have to see this again. My mother and my sister want to see it.? He asked her, ?are you going to buy the DVD too?? ?Yeah,? she said. After a short silence, her husband says, ?honey, you know this is just a movie, right? It?s not church.?

Many people cried during the whipping and cruxifiction scenes?and there was a baby that cried periodically throughout the film. No children in the audience as far I could tell. At the end, lots of clapping?the audience clearly enjoyed the movie.

Track a stolen laptop with a customized

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 27, 2004

Track a stolen laptop with a customized default browser home page. One could even set up a service that would do the same for anyone who wanted to do something like this.

NYC photoblogger exhibition

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 27, 2004

I went and checked out the NYC photoblogger event at the Apple Store in Soho last night. A huge crowd assembled to watch presentations by seven NYC photobloggers. Among the highlights:

- Khoi's presentation of Infrangible. A man after my own heart, he still hand-codes his site for each entry, nesting tables within tables and thumbing his nose at structured data. Databases are for suckers! He also does not resize large photos (like this one) to fit on the screen all at once, the idea being that the photo won't have the same impact at 400x600 that it does at 740 x 1113.

- Mike's photos of abandoned subway stations. I loved hearing Mike's story: he's got a cheapo camera and is a self-professed bad photographer, but he loves to shoot, is striving to improve, and, judging from the audience's delighted reaction to some of his photos, his approach to photography is definitely interesting.

- The topic of retouching photos in Photoshop came up several times. Most of the presenters adjust their photos in Photoshop for brightness, contrast, color correction, etc. Purists would argue that this is cheating. I liken the Photoshop retouching stage of the digital photography process to the darkroom stage in analog photography. Ansel Adams performed extensive manipulations of his photographs in the darkroom and few consider Adams a cheater. Khoi had an interesting comment along those lines, saying that the photo out of the camera has to have "it" regardless of any correction done after the fact in Photoshop. In my experience, good photos can be made great in Photoshop, but no amount of manipulation can turn a poor photo into a good one.

- Adam and Scott's description of the simplicity of fotolog.net. You upload photos, your friends upload photos, and the interface allows you to quickly jump from the photos of one friend to the next, keeping up with their visual lives. No need to call it social software or justify how useful the social network is. fotolog.net is elegant in its simplicity and it works. End of story.

- A tantalizingly short look at Eliot's photo management system.

- And across it all, the *barest* of impressions that photologging is an art form unto itself, that it's not just photography + blogging. I'm not sure yet what makes it a unique thing, but the combination of the relative inexpensiveness of producing digital images in mass quantities (with a digital camera, it costs as much to take and store 1000 photos as it does to take 1 photo) and cheap, easy methods of publishing them to the Web has a lot to do with it.

Most of the crowd stayed the whole two hours...which is amazing. After it was over, some of us moved along to a nearby bar to socialize which, according to Jake's introduction to the event, was the real reason for the whole thing in the first place. I only stayed for a bit before hunger and tiredness got the best of me, but it was nice to briefly meet and chat with some of the presenters before racing off to dinner.

Interview with Brian Greene at The Morning News

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 26, 2004

Interview with Brian Greene at The Morning News.

Japanese snowball fighting championships

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 26, 2004

Japanese snowball fighting championships.

An overview of the legal issues involved

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 26, 2004

An overview of the legal issues involved with The Grey Album copyright fuss.

Comparison of the most trafficked sites of 1996 and 2004

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 26, 2004

Comparison of the most trafficked sites of 1996 and 2004.

Go forth and consume

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 25, 2004

Paul Ford on the word "consumers":

The word "consumers" makes me sad for this world. Whenever someone tries to convince you of advertising's nobility, remember that word โ€” the industry looks at you and sees not a human, but a gobbling creature with money to spend.

I can't recall where I heard this, but my favorite definition of a consumer is "a wallet with a mouth".

The Crackpot Index, a simple method for

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 25, 2004

The Crackpot Index, a simple method for rating potentially revolutionary contributions to physics.

Weak conceptual and visual redesigns of Google from Wired magazine

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 25, 2004

Weak conceptual and visual redesigns of Google from Wired magazine.

Since no one in their right mind

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 25, 2004

Since no one in their right mind would want to move from NYC to San Mateo, some lucky designer will have to take this job at Six Apart instead of me.

The Passion of the Christ opens today,

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 25, 2004

The Passion of the Christ opens today, rating of 50 on Metacritic. Ebert loved it, gave it 4 stars, but called it the most violent movie he'd ever seen.

Ten rules for writing from Elmore Leonard

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 25, 2004

Ten rules for writing from Elmore Leonard.

Textpattern is a weblog publishing tool manufactured by Dean Allen

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 25, 2004

Textpattern is a weblog publishing tool manufactured by Dean Allen.

The Czech Republic beer consumption calculator

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 25, 2004

The Czech Republic beer consumption calculator. 250,032,561 litres so far this year.

The World Mood Chart

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 25, 2004

The World Mood Chart.

Why is this site grey today?

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 23, 2004

kottke.org is grey today because I believe that musical sampling without prior consent of the copyright holder should be legally allowed because it does our society more good than harm.

Late last year, a DJ named Danger Mouse took The Black Album by Jay-Z, mixed it with samples taken from the Beatles' White Album, and produced The Grey Album. He sent the album to a few folks and now โ€” blame the Internet โ€” everyone has a copy.

EMI, one of the big five record companies, parent of Capitol Records, and owner/controller of the Beatles musical catalog, sent Danger Mouse a cease-and-desist letter, claiming that he had infringed on their copyright of the Beatles tunes in question. (Jay-Z, on the other hand, released an a capella version of The Black Album so that precisely this type of sampling/remixing would occur.) Andy Baio and several other people posted MP3 copies of The Grey Album on their Web sites and were also sent letters by representatives of EMI ordering them to remove the songs from their sites.

Believing that "the record industry has become a huge drag on creativity", music activist group Downhill Battle organized Grey Tuesday (Feb 24) and urged Web sites to turn grey and/or host MP3 versions of The Grey Album. I'm not hosting any of the MP3 files (you can find the files on these sites), but I have turned the site grey for the day to show my support for more permissive copyright laws. Instead of locking creativity up, I say set it free and see what happens.

New York Romscapes, where New York meets Nintendo

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 23, 2004

New York Romscapes, where New York meets Nintendo.

Coke and Pepsi providing something for everyone

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 23, 2004

Coke and Pepsi providing something for everyone with their micro-niche soft drinks. Coke Grovestand and Cool-Ranch Pepsi. Mmm.

Eggers and company are opening a branch

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 23, 2004

Eggers and company are opening a branch of 826 Valencia in Brooklyn called 826NYC.

JunkMatcher works with Mail.app to filter spam

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 23, 2004

JunkMatcher works with Mail.app to filter spam. Regex, attachment filename matching, etc.

Grange Hall closes tonight and with it

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 23, 2004

Grange Hall closes tonight and with it goes a bit of West Village history.

TiVo is doing market research about their upcoming TiVoToGo service

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 23, 2004

TiVo is doing market research about their upcoming TiVoToGo service. Transfer TV shows to your computer and then (possibly) to a DVD.

British call girl blogger Belle de Jour

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 23, 2004

British call girl blogger Belle de Jour gets a book deal. Belle is Bridget Jones for the Noughties.

Cahill's Irish Cheddar

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 23, 2004

Meg and I have been enjoying a small wedge of Cahill's Irish Cheddar for the past week. It looks a little strange and is made with Guinness Stout, but it's actually quite darn tasty (and fun to look at after the initial what the...?). We first tasted it at Meg's parents' place last year and were happy to run across it at Gourmet Garage in the Village. I'm not sure where else it is available in NYC (or in other places), but if you're a fan of the salted, pressed milk curd (and who's not?), you might want to give your favorite cheese shop a jingle and enquire after their supply of Cahill's Irish Cheddar.

Amazon wishlists now sortable by wish priority

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 23, 2004

Amazon wishlists now sortable by wish priority. Priorities range from "must have" to "don't buy this for me".

Supercomputers are so easy to make these

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 23, 2004

Supercomputers are so easy to make these days that you can just invite a bunch of people to bring their laptops to a gymnasium and hook them all together.

826 Valencia, Dave Eggers' pirate store/writing center,

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 22, 2004

826 Valencia, Dave Eggers' pirate store/writing center, is holding adult writing workshops.

List of things that are the new black

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 21, 2004

List of things that are the new black.

Meet the animals of the London Underground

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 20, 2004

Meet the animals of the London Underground. Fun Tube map constellations

Listening

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 20, 2004

On heavy rotation on the iPod and iTunes lately have been Talkie Walkie by Air, Permission to Land by The Darkness, and Belleville Rendez-Vous from the Triplets of Belleville soundtrack. Nothing in common there except for the listener. (Oh, and The Grey Album by Danger Mouse.)

Critics say museum's artistic standards will suffer

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 20, 2004

Critics say museum's artistic standards will suffer if it lends its Monet collection to a gallery in Las Vegas's Bellagio casino.

Greg Allen interviews Errol Morris about the Fog of War

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 20, 2004

Greg Allen interviews Errol Morris about the Fog of War.

Malcolm Gladwell on the SUV and automotive safety

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 20, 2004

Malcolm Gladwell on the SUV and automotive safety.

Design Observer on the decline of the American magazine cover

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 20, 2004

Design Observer on the decline of the American magazine cover.

Whitepaper calls US aviation security system "smoke and mirrors"

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 20, 2004

Whitepaper calls US aviation security system "smoke and mirrors".

A list of the 350+ magazines recommended by

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 19, 2004

A list of the 350+ magazines recommended by readers for my 52 magazines project.

The Tragedy of Colin Powell - How

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 19, 2004

The Tragedy of Colin Powell - How the Bush presidency destroyed him.

Electablog argues that though Dean lost, he

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 19, 2004

Electablog argues that though Dean lost, he got the Democrats back on track.

Man test drives Viagra, with hilarious results

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 19, 2004

Man test drives Viagra, with hilarious results. I was seriously LOL. For real.

Design of the TiVo remote

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 19, 2004

Nice fluffy article in the NY Times about the design process that led to the TiVo remote control, complete with a thumbs-up (bing!) from usability quote-whore Jakob Nielsen. I like TiVo and all, but why does tech journalism have to be so soft all the time?

The TiVo remote has a really huge, much-discussed design flaw, namely that you cannot tell which end to point at the TV unless you look at the remote or take a few seconds to feel for the buttons in your hand (if the room is dark). I've been using TiVo for almost 4 years now and while I've learned to look at the remote before I pick it up, the symmetry problem still gets me more than it should.

Here's another pitch that the Times let sail by in the article: "TiVo holds four design patents on the remote's basic shape and key layout." Say what? Trademark maybe, but how do you patent the shape of a remote control? By now, this question has a fairly pat and dissatisfying answer ("well, the busted and overworked patent system let us so we did"), but I'm tired of seeing patents like this given credibility by being mentioned in big newspapers.

Update: Neil sent me a link to the USPTO's guidelines for granting design patents. Here's their definition of design:

A design consists of the visual ornamental characteristics embodied in, or applied to, an article of manufacture.

If businesses buying design don't have any idea what design is, I guess you can't expect the US gov't to have any better understanding.

Segway continues to be a bust, only 6,000

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 18, 2004

Segway continues to be a bust, only 6,000 sold in first year.

New movie reviews from Ebert and Roeper

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 18, 2004

New movie reviews from Ebert and Roeper. "Our thumbs are higher than I was that day!"

Ruminations on achieving reputation-based goals by Erik Benson

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 18, 2004

Ruminations on achieving reputation-based goals by Erik Benson.

Silencing DePodesta

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 17, 2004

Reader Jason (no relation) just alerted me to CSFB removing the Thought Leader Forum piece by Paul DePodesta which influenced my recent post about innovation. It seems that DePodesta's recent hiring as the GM for the Dodgers prompted the move, perhaps because they don't want Paul giving away too many trade secrets. (What's next? A Moneyball recall?) The version in Google's cache has been updated already and I can't find the article on the Wayback Machine...does anyone have a copy from their browser cache that they can email to me? The filename is "depodesta_sidecolumn.shtml" from the "csfb.com" domain. Thanks.

Update: A copy of DePodesta's Thought Leader Forum article is available here. A similar article, mentioned in the ESPN piece above, is available here. Thanks to Jason and Richard for the links.

Further update: Paul emailed me and asked me to remove the articles from my site, which I have done (I'm leaving the links to the offsite versions). Nothing to do with the Dodgers...he personally wants to keep a lower profile these days.

Should I shake a Polaroid picture "like

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 17, 2004

Should I shake a Polaroid picture "like a Polaroid picture" as it says in that song?. No.

Surreal shot of Air Force One taking

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 17, 2004

Surreal shot of Air Force One taking off next to Daytona Speedway. This looks ridiculously fake.

Clockwork Orange

posted by Jason Kottke   Feb 17, 2004

The trailer included on the DVD looks strikingly contemporary (pounding music, hundreds of cuts, very MTV) and must have been every bit as jarring** as the film to watch in a 1970s movie house.

** So jarring was the film to British audiences that after a short release, Kubrick withdrew the film from the theatres and it wasn?t seen again in the UK until after his death.

Paul McFedries' excellent Word Spy site has spawned a book

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 17, 2004

Paul McFedries' excellent Word Spy site has spawned a book.

The Fabric of the Cosmos is a

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 16, 2004

The Fabric of the Cosmos is a new book by Brian Greene, author of the Elegant Universe.

Gallery of network images

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 16, 2004

Gallery of network images.

This Safari caching bug still hasn't been fixed

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 16, 2004

This Safari caching bug still hasn't been fixed. It bit me yesterday and I almost lost an entry.

City by the Sea

posted by Jason Kottke   Feb 16, 2004

Bad editing, weak musical score, mediocre acting from good actors, no sense of humor, obvious plot ?twists??everything about this movie was phoned in. City by the Sea is a good example of bad Hollywood filmmaking.

Nuts for trucks

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 16, 2004

Nuts for trucks. HOTTT REAR BUMPER NUDITY!!!

Friends is the most overrated comedy ever

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 16, 2004

Friends is the most overrated comedy ever.

Stunning photo of Chicago from Lake Michigan

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 16, 2004

Stunning photo of Chicago from Lake Michigan. Take a look at the rest of the 2004 World Press Photo Contest winners while you're there.

Design Observer is looking for examples of

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 15, 2004

Design Observer is looking for examples of the periodic table for an upcoming book.

Where's Metafilter and Megnut?

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 15, 2004

People have been asking (not really), so I thought I'd let you know that MetaFilter, Megnut, and A Whole Lotta Nothing are down because of a bad computer fan. No ETA as of yet on when the box will be back up. Matt Haughey was unavailable for comment due to laziness on my part, but if he were available, he'd probably say something like, "you tell those ungrateful bastards that I'll order that new fan when I'm damn good and ready."

Update: Matt clues us in about the recent outage at status.metafilter.com.

The second season of Six Feet Under on DVD June 8

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 15, 2004

The second season of Six Feet Under on DVD June 8. Woo!

Kelly Heaton's Live Pelt

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 15, 2004

Kelly Heaton's Live Pelt. A woman's coat made from 64 Tickle Me Elmos "trapped" on eBay.

The San Francisco St. Valentine's Day Massacre of Love

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 15, 2004

The San Francisco St. Valentine's Day Massacre of Love. Photos of same-sex couples getting married in SF.

When's the last time you used an imagemap?

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 13, 2004

When's the last time you used an imagemap?. Just wondering if there's any reason to still use them.

On the packing of M&Ms into a space

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 13, 2004

On the packing of M&Ms into a space. I spent a couple of years in college studying the packing fractions of atoms in glass.

A list of restaurants in NYC that are BYOB-friendly

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 13, 2004

A list of restaurants in NYC that are BYOB-friendly.

Google search results for "elitist"

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 13, 2004

Google search results for "elitist". 2nd result is for Etech

If it ain't broke, don't fix it?

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 12, 2004

Paul DePodesta is the assistant GM for the Oakland A's, a team whose winning ways have been documented in Michael Lewis's excellent Moneyball (my review). DePodesta took part in CSFB's 2003 Thought Leader Forum, presenting his ideas on The Genesis, Implementation, and Management of New Systems. He starts off talking about the situation in Cleveland, where he worked before going to the A's:

Despite this situation, I was grappling with a significant issue: the Indians were very successful at this time. We kept winning the division year after year, selling out every game in our stadium and the owner took the team public at one point and was making more money than any other owner. Thomas Kuhn wrote in The Structure of Scientific Revolutions, "As in manufacture so in science-retooling is an extravagance to be reserved for the occasion that demands it." There was no crisis in Cleveland, at least not on the surface.

Success breeds complacency and isn't conducive to creating an atmosphere of critical analysis or innovation. Peter Merholz riffs about this in the context of user experience on the Web:

One of the most annoying realities of a user experience professional's life is eBay, because it seems to flout everything we stand for. The Web's most popular 'pure play' sports a remarkably unwieldy and unattractive design. eBay is wary of changing it because, hey, we're making money, right? Yet I wonder about the untold billions more eBay could reap if it tightened up its experience. Yes, initially there would be a lot of grousing, and probably loss of revenue, as people adjusted to the status quo. But overtime, the site's ability for higher productivity on the part of its users would lead to greater activity, and more sales.

As to why established systems (like eBay's Web site) have problems making large-scale changes, DePodesta quotes Thomas Kuhn as saying:

The emergence of new theories is generally preceded by a period of pronounced professional insecurity.

No one at eBay wants to lose their job. This applies not only to corporations, but also to other systems. Paul Hammond recalls a recent conversation with Matt Webb about Web design patterns, particularly as it relates to weblogs:

[Matt] argues that we've reached the point where website design is just iterating on the same handful of design patterns, and the gains made with each iteration are slowly lessening. If we were to start somewhere else, even if that something was rubbish, there is the potential for subsequent iterations to be significantly better.

The only problem with this idea is that the sites will suffer in the meantime. But even this isn't an issue on a personal site...

You're certainly not going to fire yourself if your personal site underperforms because you're trying something innovative, but there are other barriers. For many, innovation isn't a priority; people just want to write or share their photos. Or they don't want to lose their audience (if that's a priority) or have their friends get confused. And innovation is hard...the tendancy to follow others or to observe best practices is strong. But it would be fun to see if the introduction of some different web design patterns can do for the Web (or even just eBay) what Beane and DePodesta did for the Oakland A's.

Buy.com still sucks

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 12, 2004

More than four years ago, I ordered a CD from buy.com. The album was a new release and widely available everywhere, but it took them two months to process and ship the order...and then it never actually showed up. I haven't shopped there since.

This morning I got an email from buy.com announcing their "NEW Cellular Store", one of many I've gotten from them since that initial shopping experience despite never opting in to any of their mailing lists. Every time I get one of these emails, I think of my bad buy.com shopping experience, reinforcing my low opinion of them and my decision not to patronize them in the future, not to mention eventually prompting me to tell thousands of people about it here. Perhaps not the result they were after with their email marketing.

This is my yearly "Simpsons movie coming soon" post

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 12, 2004

This is my yearly "Simpsons movie coming soon" post.

Matt Webb's Etech presentation on Glancing

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 12, 2004

Matt Webb's Etech presentation on Glancing. I'm OK, you're OK.

Help the NYC DOT by reporting potholes

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 12, 2004

Help the NYC DOT by reporting potholes that need fixing using this handy web form.

Announcing the MTV plugin for Movable Type,

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 12, 2004

Announcing the MTV plugin for Movable Type, inserts picture of Carson Daly into your blog.

How many steps?

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 11, 2004

Rosecrans illustrates the importance of location for some NYC dwellers (you know who you are) by the number of steps he has to take to reach various destinations, entertainments, services, and delectables from his desk:

Kitchen: 6
Toilet: 11
Bar: 61
Niman Ranch cheeseburger: 110
Coffee shop: 141
Cheese shop: 153
Nearest subway platform: 305
Manhattan (Union Square): 433
Gym: 561
Drycleaner (good): 961

For some New Yorkers, many of the things on his list are even closer than that: 8 steps to the phone and 9 to the door after the delivery guy rings the buzzer. With cabs and Towncars, both the well-heeled and those not so fond of hoofing it are able to reach any destination in the five boroughs and beyond in less than 100 steps. In these cases, it's not so much about steps as dollars.

As I walked past Bryant Park yesterday at lunch, I wondered how Anna Wintour, editor in chief of Vogue, gets from her office in 4 Times Square to Bryant Park for the Fashion Week festivities. It's only a block, less than a 2 minute walk, but she also has the option of taking one of the sleek black cars parked at the rear of the building on 43rd Street. Factoring in the stop lights, one-way streets, and Midtown traffic, the drive must take 5-10 minutes. My best guess is that Anna is not a steps kinda gal and opts for the Towncar.

Photos of NYC in the 70s by Allan Tannenbaum

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 10, 2004

Photos of NYC in the 70s by Allan Tannenbaum.

Magazine reading progress

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 10, 2004

I know you're all on the edge of your chairs waiting for word about my 52 magazines in 52 weeks effort, and I shall not disappoint you on this fine, sunny day in NYC. So far, I have read copies of Wired, Print (2 issues), Prospect (a UK monthly), nest, Vogue (blech), and Juxtapoz (tied with Vogue for least appealing magazine so far). And I've just started Herbivore, a magazine of vegetarian culture. I suspect that reading it will make me think of SF, but not in the most pleasant way.

Why were the colors on Mars photos

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 10, 2004

Why were the colors on Mars photos from Spirit messed up? NASA used the wrong filter in assembling the photos..

Original Star Wars trilogy finally coming out

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 10, 2004

Original Star Wars trilogy finally coming out on DVD in September.

Show her you love her with a

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 10, 2004

Show her you love her with a potato shaped like a heart.

Daniel Okrent, ombudsman for the NY Times,

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 10, 2004

Daniel Okrent, ombudsman for the NY Times, has started a weblog of sorts.

Some NYC photobloggers are showing at Jen

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 10, 2004

Some NYC photobloggers are showing at Jen Bekman Gallery, opening tonight.

I feel great

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 10, 2004

I feel great.

Polymath

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 09, 2004

Polymath. A person of great or varied learning; one acquainted with various subjects of study.

Cigarette lighter for your PC

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 09, 2004

Cigarette lighter for your PC. Fits right into a drive bay.

The browser formerly known as Firebird gets

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 09, 2004

The browser formerly known as Firebird gets an update and a new name: Firefox. Which is also a fighter pilot movie with Clint Eastwood.

My craigslist post looking for a personal

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 07, 2004

My craigslist post looking for a personal social network coordinator made best of craigslist.

Microsoft FrontPage ad touting clean code contains HTML error

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 06, 2004

Microsoft FrontPage ad touting clean code contains HTML error.

Quotes from either President Bush or Senator /

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 06, 2004

Quotes from either President Bush or Senator / Chancellor / Emperor Palpatine from the Star Wars movies.

Web developer tools menu for Mozilla and Firebird

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 06, 2004

Web developer tools menu for Mozilla and Firebird.

Sports video games

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 06, 2004

Reading this Salon article on sports video games brought back a ton of memories from college. I never got into Madden properly, but I played a ton of Tecmo Bowl, Tecmo Super Bowl, and NHL '94, the latter of which is, in my estimation, the best sports video game of all time (with which Stewart would agree, I'm sure). A quote from the article:

[Bo] Jackson isn't the only athlete to have achieved fame for his video game likeness. Then-Chicago Blackhawks forward Jeremy Roenick's ability to fill the net and make Wayne Gretzky's head bleed in the "NHLPA '93" game was immortalized in the 1996 cult film "Swingers."

Roenick was good in '93, but with the much-improved gameplay in NHL '94, he was a monster. He was blazingly fast, had a quick stick, could stop on a dime, had the hardest shot in the game, and was easily capable of racking up 15-20 goals in three 5-minute periods. But he also had an unfair advantage over other players in the league because the Blackhawks were such a great team. Players like Steve Yzerman, Pavel Bure, Teemu Selanne, and Alexander Mogilny matched up well with Roenick skill-wise, but their teams just weren't as dominant overall. Not to mention that you couldn't taunt your opponents with new Roenick-related lyrics to Pearl Jam's Jeremy (GarageBand karaoke version coming soon) as easily while piloting Bure or Selanne through the heart of their defense for a completely demoralizing goal. Oh, the sting of being taunted with ad-libbed Pearl Jam.

The article also links to an article by Bill Simmons for ESPN Magazine about video game football. Near the bottom of the piece, there's a list of the top video game football players of all time, on which is Randall Cunningham at #3:

The best video game QB of all-time. You could roll him out to either side, scramble for first downs, throw 70 yards with him, avoid sacks...and he never self-destructed like he did in real life. Regardless of how his NFL career turned out, he'll always have his video game career to fall back on.

Based upon my experience with Cunningham in Tecmo Super Bowl, I'd put him at #1. The Eagles, who were not a great team in the game, were unstoppable with a properly coached Cunningham at the helm, mainly because he was a double threat at all times. He had the arm of Dan Marino and the wheels of Bo Jackson. If all the receivers were covered, you could just take off running and get a first down every time.

My sophomore year in college, a group of friends and I played an entire Tecmo season and I luckily drew the Eagles out of the hat during the team selection process. With a near-guaranteed first down (or touchdown) every time I had the ball, I rampaged through the regular season with a perfect record and a ridiculous quarterback rating only to buckle under the pressure in the playoffs. In the next season we started (but never finished), the Eagles were not included in the hat. Go, Randall!

Stephen Wolfram is offering A New Kind

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 06, 2004

Stephen Wolfram is offering A New Kind of Science for free online.

Dooce and DJ Blurb welcome their daughter

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 06, 2004

Dooce and DJ Blurb welcome their daughter Leta into the world.

Shortest Wiki contest

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 05, 2004

Shortest Wiki contest. Now do one with a NotSoRidIcuLousName.

GarageBand Karaoke

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 05, 2004

GarageBand Karaoke.

Finalists in the David Foster Wallace parody contest

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 05, 2004

Finalists in the David Foster Wallace parody contest.

Story in Time magazine about Thomas Keller's move to NYC

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 05, 2004

Story in Time magazine about Thomas Keller's move to NYC. Call me naive, but shouldn't there be a big disclaimer that his restaurant is opening in the Time Warner building?

Nuance hunch or How I learned to hate Apologist P. Fulfillment

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 05, 2004

The first bit of this NY Times article, Yours Not So Truly, J. Goodspam:

Purposes L. Xylophonist sounds like my kind of man. Unique. Creative. Focused, with a hint of formality.

There is no way to be certain that Mr. Xylophonist is, in fact, a mister. Actually, it is a pretty safe bet he is not a person at all. The fact that his name appeared in the return line of a piece of unsolicited e-mail almost assures that he is not.

Mr. Xylophonist wrote trying to sell some pamphlet about maximizing profits on eBay. Or maybe that was what Beiderbecke P. Sawhorse was pitching. It was definitely not the one from Marylou Bowling; she wrote to tell about "Government Free Cash Grant Programs." Then again, that might have been from Elfrieda Billman. As for Usefully T. Medicaids and Boggs Darrin, they both wrote about cheap drug sales, no prescription needed. (Of course.)

Alongside those missives from friends and that drudgery from the office is a cast of e-mail characters with fantastic names promising all manner of stuff for sale. Frequently the promises are bogus; virtually all of the names are, too.

Sounds a lot like a half-written post[1] I was crafting for kottke.org, something along the lines of how spam had made email fun again, with emails from such flamboyant characters as Bloomfield O. Schoolboy, Conquest M. Accompaniments, Paperboys J. Mercantile, and (just this morning) Poop J. Guadalcanal[2] and subject lines so interesting (amicable calliope, opacity applause circumcircle, exultant rodgers impromptu boot, chivalrous patent respiration gutenberg insure)[3] that it set me imagining how fascinating those emails could have been had they matched their subjects.

But that was before MyDoom hit and shat all over my inbox with 800 messages a day that haven't been getting filtered by SpamAssassin. Spam is back on the naughty side of the my naughty/nice list.[4] Radioisotopes J. Borgia can go to hell, and I don't care if he does want to chat about "benedictine racetrack degas grapevine".

[1] I'm contemplating changing the name of this site to "Half-written post" because, man, I have a whole bunch of them.

[2] Here's the full list of names I was keeping:

Apologist P. Fulfillment
Credibility C. Bolero
Anastasia M. Mayo
Bloomfield O. Schoolboy
Radioisotopes J. Borgia
Leadership C. Reformulates
Haddock B. Genially
Noose V. Acclimation
Paperboys J. Mercantile
Conquest M. Accompaniments
Eurodollar H. Bawls
Internal Q. Tridents

More good names here and here.

[3] And a list of some of the interesting subject lines I noticed:

occipital hell kiss cowl fussy
affinity imperate certiorari etiquette
handline fall cacao inflame
opacity applause circumcircle
benedictine racetrack degas grapevine
logarithmic gong roster complementary
hood sinai drosophila piquant cereal
asteria haddock
arteriole condone hannibal gluing
debauchery disney goose
chivalrous patent respiration gutenberg insure
millard demurred hornet
amicable calliope
femur laudanum
buzzard condiment
figaro cobweb carcinogenic pellagra
nuance hunch
bullhead geyser chart
commission metzler heel
exultant rodgers impromptu boot
flat tire ferronatrite euphorbium enwood crottle

[4] Although I have to say that a recent favorite spam subject line is "are you satisfied with the smallness of your love muscle?" which seems to be the spam equivalent of "when did you stop beating your wife?"

Basecamp is a new web-based project management tool by 37signals

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 05, 2004

Basecamp is a new web-based project management tool by 37signals.

iTunes Music Store selling at least 9 songs

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 05, 2004

iTunes Music Store selling at least 9 songs of complete silence for 99 cents apiece. Three of which are labeled "explicit".

Statutory monopoly malfunction

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 05, 2004

I love what the judge had to say to one of MGM's lawyers in the MGM vs Grokster case:

Let me say what I think your problem is. You can use these harsh terms, but you are dealing with something new, and the question is, does the statutory monopoly that Congress has given you reach out to that something new. And that's a very debatable question. You don't solve it by calling it 'theft.' You have to show why this court should extend a statutory monopoly to cover the new thing. That's your problem. Address that if you would. And curtail the use of abusive language.

The audio transcript is available on MP3 and is in the public domain, which means you can share it with your friends, share it with strangers with P2P software like Grokster, or do a remix of it with GarageBand and release that into the public domain (which you could then share with your friends or strangers however you see fit). Gosh, wouldn't it be nice to have a collaborative culture instead of a culture dictated to us by Universal, Sony, EMI, Time Warner, and BMG? (link via bb and Copyfight)

reBlog is the 2004 version of NewsBlogger, an

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 04, 2004

reBlog is the 2004 version of NewsBlogger, an app that Pyra and Moreover collaborated on.

These Buddha.Brot images are marvelous, powerfully

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 03, 2004

These Buddha.Brot images are marvelous, powerfully blending mathematics, art, and spirtuality.

Heather is mothballing Jezebel after 8 years

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 03, 2004

Heather is mothballing Jezebel after 8 years. I should probably do the same for 0sil8 one of these days...

The Legend of Zelda map

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 03, 2004

The Legend of Zelda map. I prefer my tattered childhood copy, but in its absense, this will have to do.

The Kuro5hin gang clumsily rehashes the

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 03, 2004

The Kuro5hin gang clumsily rehashes the tired "are blogs good or bad?" meme.

Make your LiveJournal into a book

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 03, 2004

Make your LiveJournal into a book. Where's the MT plugin for this?

Guidelines for preparing practice versions of standardized tests

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 03, 2004

Guidelines for preparing practice versions of standardized tests. "For math questions, use the term 'number cubes' instead of 'dice.'"

Top global brands of 2003: Google, Apple, Mini, Coca-Cola, and Samsung

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 03, 2004

Top global brands of 2003: Google, Apple, Mini, Coca-Cola, and Samsung.

SARS gave researchers a good opportunity to

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 03, 2004

SARS gave researchers a good opportunity to study evolution and natural selection in real time.

A tour of Volkswagen's new transparent factory

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 03, 2004

A tour of Volkswagen's new transparent factory.

Thorough review of the newest beta version

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 03, 2004

Thorough review of the newest beta version of the OmniWeb browser for OS X.

Anthropomorphic states and provinces

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 03, 2004

Anthropomorphic states and provinces. "Idaho seems to have a thing for Canada"

How to manage smart people

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 03, 2004

How to manage smart people.

Great collection of lists from Wikipedia

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 03, 2004

Great collection of lists from Wikipedia.

Pronunciation guide for UNIX

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 02, 2004

Pronunciation guide for UNIX.

Excellent post by Steven Johnson on Howard

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 02, 2004

Excellent post by Steven Johnson on Howard Dean's recent troubles with the voters. Took the words right out of my mouth (except better put).

Dylan "like mouldy old bread"

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 02, 2004

A few British schoolchildren were recently asked to share their thoughts on a few classic rock songs from Zepplin, Hendrix, Nirvana, et. al. with predictably amusing results:

"I don't like it. It's worse than football. My dad watches football all the time and I have to leave the room. My dad went to watch football in Australia." (Cream, Sunshine Of Your Love)

"This isn't singing, it's just screaming." (Led Zeppelin, Immigrant Song)

"It's making me think about doing bad things like putting snowballs down my sister's back." (Nirvana, Smells Like Teen Spirit)

If you like this, you may also enjoy what kids think about classic video games, fifth graders' drawn interpretations of Radiohead, and some movie reviews by kids. (link via dg)

Urban birdcalls

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 02, 2004

On my way back to the office after lunch, I heard a whistle from far down the street. A second later, I heard another. Whistle after whistle sounded, each closer than the next. It was only when I saw a man in uniform checking the parking meters down the block that I also noticed several whistling men heading for their not-so-legally parked delivery trucks.

The Godfather Part 2

posted by Jason Kottke   Feb 02, 2004

Try as I might, I can?t recognize Al Pacino in the first two Godfather films. I look at Michael Corleone and the closest I can get to a recognizable Hollywood actor is Matthew Broderick.

See all the ads from the 2004 Super Bowl

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 02, 2004

See all the ads from the 2004 Super Bowl. Can we kill the "Super Bowl is all about the great commercials" meme now?

Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson's boob

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 01, 2004

Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson's boob. A mistake? I think not...unless Janet normally wears pasties on her nipples.

Nerve's tribute to Helmut Newton

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 01, 2004

Nerve's tribute to Helmut Newton.

Nice illustration and art from Gary Taxali

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 01, 2004

Nice illustration and art from Gary Taxali.

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