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In the Nightclub by One-Half of One Dollar

posted by Jason Kottke   Nov 16, 2010

A translation of 50 Cent’s hit single In Da Club into the Queen’s English.

When I arrive in my Mercedes-Benz
I find the nightclub is full of actors
Basically, a lot of different people want to have sex with me
And I mean A LOT
I fear change
Xzibit is preparing a marijuana cigarette
I am very good at interpretive dance
Gunshot injuries have had no effect on my gait

(via @dansays)

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