"It's a big ass shark!"  AARON COHEN  ·  JUL 11 2012

Go ahead and cross off 'fishing off the front porch' from the list of enjoyable summertime activities. If you're impatient, skip to about :38.

Heck, we may as well round out the shark beat with a report of a baby shark for sale on the subway today, and a crazy picture of a shark stalking a kayak off the coast of Cape Cod this past weekend.

(hat tip @anildash)