These aren't the pants you're looking for

posted by Jason Kottke Feb 13, 2009

The best lines from Star Wars that are improved by replacing a word with "pants".

I find your lack of pants disturbing.
Chewie and me got into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
In his pants you will find a new definition of pain and suffering.
Han'll have those pants down - we've gotta give him more time!
I have altered the pants, pray that I don't alter them further.