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Entries for May 2003

Free music news blog on lingerie, lyrics,

Free music news blog on lingerie, lyrics, free music, and heroes.

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Richard Chamberlain comes out of the closet

Richard Chamberlain comes out of the closet.

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Great piece on what happens to company-wide

Great piece on what happens to company-wide mailing lists as small companies “grow up”.

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The making of the most advanced hoops

The making of the most advanced hoops shoe on the market.

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The Incredibles by Brad Bird

Finding Nemo** opens today (and it’s getting great reviews) but I’m already looking forward to Pixar’s next movie, The Incredibles. The man in charge of the film is Brad Bird, Simpsons alum and director/writer of The Iron Giant, one of my favorite movies of the past few years and probably the most underrated children’s film ever. More on The Incredibles:

This is the sixth film from Steve Job’s production company Pixar, which has also produced Toy Story, A Bug’s Life, Toy Story 2, and Monsters, Inc. The film, which is about a family of superheroes, is completely CGI and the distributor is Pixar’s partner Walt Disney Pictures. Like the Fantastic Four, the film explores the dysfunctional family situations that can result from constantly having to save the world. During the concept stage, the title for this film started out as The Incredibles, then changed to The Invincibles, before finally changing back to The Incredibles. The picture is the brainchild of masterful storyteller Brad Bird, the director of the critically acclaimed animated film Iron Giant, which had mixed results at the box office. Many blamed the distributor of that film, Warner Bros., for poor marketing, and soon after in early 2000 Bird moved on to Pixar.

** We got a new server today at work and the guy setting it up named it “Nemo”. When he was testing it over the network later in the day, he got an error message that said, “Cannot find Nemo”.

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Guide to ripping from vinyl to mp3

Guide to ripping from vinyl to mp3.

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Salam’s story, we learn a bit more

Salam’s story, we learn a bit more about the Baghdad blogger.

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Solar storm warning!

Solar storm warning!. Expected to reach strong to severe levels (G3 to G4)

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Anti-spitting van patrols Beijing.

Anti-spitting van patrols Beijing..

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Nanocrystal quantum dots provide a view from inside capillaries.

Nanocrystal quantum dots provide a view from inside capillaries.. Could be used to examine cancer cells within the body.

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California landfills filling up with Evian bottles.

California landfills filling up with Evian bottles.. Health-conscious water drinkers only recycle 16% of their bottles — versus 60% overall.

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Ted Turner: “It’s hard to compete when

Ted Turner: “It’s hard to compete when your suppliers are owned by your competitors.”. The FCC vote: Monopoly or Democracy?

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Dog fart shirt.

Dog fart shirt..

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Design the Malama Learning Center in Kapolei, Hawai’i.

Design the Malama Learning Center in Kapolei, Hawai’i.. Wide open architectural competition welcomes all entries.

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Jason’s rules for the NYC subway

1. Get the hell out of my way, I’m coming through.

2. Do not stop at the top of the stairs to put your MetroCard back into your purse/wallet. You are between me and my train.

3. Act more like a particle and less like a wave. When you’re weaving all over the platform like a drunken sinusoidal, energetic particles like myself — who, in keeping with Newton’s first law of motion, like to remain in a uniform state of motion until acted upon by an outside force — cannot easily get past you.

4. Slower traffic keep to the right.

5. Yield to persons crossing the platform from the express train to the local train (or vice versa). They need the right-of-way more than you do for that 15 seconds of your existance on this earth.

6. Have your MetroCard out of its holster before you get to the turnstile. Before.

7. If you are waiting for your train, suppress the urge to wander the crowded platform aimlessly. Pick a spot and stay exactly there. If you need to move, do so with purpose and well-defined direction.

8. I’m embarrassed that I even need to mention this one because it’s so bloody obvious, but get out of the way and let everyone off the train before you attempt to board. (Calling Malcolm Gladwell…why haven’t you written a NYer article that explains the particularly brain dead human behavior of people crowding into subway cars and elevators before people have exited them?)

9. Get the hell out of my way, I’m coming through.

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3-year-old sinks 18 b-ball shots in a row

3-year-old sinks 18 b-ball shots in a row.

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Child molesters say Lance should never be

Child molesters say Lance should never be allowed to legally wed anyone he loves..

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The 3rd Annual Nigerian Email Conference

The 3rd Annual Nigerian Email Conference.

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Making pants (v.): when a computer hard

Making pants (v.): when a computer hard drive grinds away for no apparent reason, often in the middle of the night, when no humans are around..

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iBlog is what Apple should be doing

iBlog is what Apple should be doing as the “writing” part of their iLife apps. and there should also be a photoblogging component built into iPhoto

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Microsoft pays AOL Time Warner $750million —

Microsoft pays AOL Time Warner $750million — and lets them keep the lousy browser.. How much would you pay for Netscape Navigator?

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“…never pay more than $25 for a web site.”

“…never pay more than $25 for a web site.”. Learning eCommerce with Carpet Boy

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In celebration of Bob Hope, some other

In celebration of Bob Hope, some other people also Not Dead Yet.. Whitney Houston’s career, notwithstanding.

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President precedent.

President precedent.. Belarus leader says the title is his — and his alone.

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It’s all about the WMDs, or is it?

It’s all about the WMDs, or is it?.

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Japan on sale at United.com

Japan on sale at United.com. Roundtrip for two to Tokyo/Osaka from west coast: $549. From east coast: $649. You do the math.

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Please, someone, anyone, get Mike Tyson off the streets *immediately*

Please, someone, anyone, get Mike Tyson off the streets *immediately*.

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Don’t hate [The Strokes] because they

Don’t hate [The Strokes] because they suck, they don’t suck at all. Hate them because they’re good. Bastards..

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Let’s all sing the Voices on the Web song!

Let’s all sing the Voices on the Web song!.

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Photo of Mercury’s transit across the sun

Photo of Mercury’s transit across the sun.

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photologgers vs. camgirls on fotolog.net

photologgers vs. camgirls on fotolog.net. locked in a photo battle

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Fantagraphics in trouble, asking for help

Fantagraphics in trouble, asking for help.

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Wow, you can use Photoshop actions to

Wow, you can use Photoshop actions to adjust your photos in iPhoto.

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How the ASRG and the IETF plan to can Spam.

How the ASRG and the IETF plan to can Spam.. Initial technologies deployed within months.

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Hacking the Xbox.

Hacking the Xbox..

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Amazon.com thinking about spinning its own iTunes?

Amazon.com thinking about spinning its own iTunes?.

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A Mighty Wind

Guest’s latest mockumentary is probably the strongest film of the bunch that includes Best in Show, This is Spinal Tap, and Waiting for Guffman. A Mighty Wind tells the tale of a folk singers reunion show and is funny, genuinely touching in parts (the Mitch and Mickey storyline), and features some great original music (and I’m not a big folk music fan). However, Guest’s mockumentary format is beginning to wear a little thin for me; I would have liked it a lot more had I not seen the others first.

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Condom availability does not equal more h0

Condom availability does not equal more h0t h-i-g-h skool ac+ion!.

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The Manhole Cover World Forum

The Manhole Cover World Forum.

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Google is sponsoring a puzzle championship

Google is sponsoring a puzzle championship.

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Careful, New Yorkers! That cab driver could be a terrorist!

Careful, New Yorkers! That cab driver could be a terrorist!.

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Death of a Web Team

Death of a Web Team. “I’m sick and tired of hearing about the users. Who cares? Fuck the users. We need this to be engaging and exciting!”

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Akara: The Wiki-Blog

Akara: The Wiki-Blog.

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First it’s a Supercomputer, now it’s a TiVo.

First it’s a Supercomputer, now it’s a TiVo.. The Sony PSX is a PS2 with a DVD recorder, 120gb hard drive, TV tuner, Ethernet and USB 2. DVR much?

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AT&T Wireless doesn’t want Spam

AT&T Wireless doesn’t want Spam on its services - unless they send it..

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And now I know: I’m not a

And now I know: I’m not a virgin because I’m a geek. I’m a virgin because I have pursued geekdom with a less than pure, directed gaze..

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Jargon watch: “cosplay” is dressing up as

Jargon watch: “cosplay” is dressing up as your favorite cartoon/movie/tv character at conventions.

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You’ll be ROTFL reading these Microsoft nicknames

You’ll be ROTFL reading these Microsoft nicknames. macrohard, microcrap, micro$hit, junksoft, LOL! LOL! anti-MS folks are the funniest ever!

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CNN.com’s first anniversary page from 1996

CNN.com’s first anniversary page from 1996.

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A Mighty Wind, Christopher Guest

Guest’s latest mockumentary is probably the strongest film of the bunch that includes Best in Show, This is Spinal Tap, and Waiting for Guffman. A Mighty Wind tells the tale of a folk singers reunion show and is funny, genuinely touching in parts (the Mitch and Mickey storyline), and features some great original music (and I’m not a big folk music fan). However, Guest’s mockumentary format is beginning to wear a little thin for me; I would have liked it a lot more had I not seen the others first.

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