The politician who actually went to jail  APR 13 2011

Jeff Smith was a Missouri State Senator who ended up in jail for a year; here's an account of his experience in the klink.

Before I was shown my new digs, the staff processed me. That meant going repeatedly through the standard battery of questions. The third questioner finished and sent me to a heavyset woman.

"Height and weight?" she asked.

"5'6", 120."

She examined my slight frame and frowned. "Education level?"

I winced. "Ph.D."

She shot me a skeptical look. "Last profession?"

"State Senator."

She rolled her eyes. "Well, I'll put it down if you want. If you wanna play games, play games. We got ones who think they're Jesus Christ, too."

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