Conan O'Brien's statement regarding The Tonight Show  JAN 12 2010

Pay attention, here's how you write a statement.

1. Address it to "People of Earth".
2. Write it like a person wrote it, not like a robot wrote it.
3. Oh, just go read it.

I think companies should hire comedy writers to write their press releases. Why not, right? They already produce our most trusted news sources.

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