Better living through fake time travel  MAY 27 2009

How to seduce a friend who has a boyfriend and otherwise wouldn't sleep with you.

Step Four: Remove all your clothes and break into your friend's house.

Step Five: Use the knife to cut your body in various places. Avoid the face. If possible, focus on your back. The more blood the better.

This is weird and disturbing and awesome. (via 3qd)

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