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I’m sure it made sense to George Lucas

posted by Jason Kottke   Oct 24, 2008

Five reasons why Luke Skywalker is a complete idiot.

You: “Okay, if you can just use your Force powers to get in to the palace and all the way to Jabba, then let’s just have you go in right now and get Han out.”

Luke: “No, that’s stupid. I’m going to get myself captured. Because then you see, we’ll be taken to the sarlacc pit and then, when we’re on the skiff, I’ll get sent out first and then R2-D2 will manage to get to the top of Jabba’s sail barge and shoot out my lightsaber, and then with Lando’s help, we’ll just rescue everyone and then everything will be fine!”

You: “That is the stupidest plan I’ve ever heard of.”

Luke: “I’ve thought of everything.”

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