Aptronym "refers to a name that is aptly suited to its owner"...Ms. Banks who works in finance, Dr. Beach the marine biologist, Art Wolfe the nature photographer, that sort of thing. See also nominative determinism. (thx robert)
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• Oct 19 2005 • 12:59PM
I know a dentist named Dr. Chu and an Ob-Gyn named Dr. Guie (pronouced goo-ey). No joke.
• Oct 19 2005 • 1:11PM
A friend of mine has a Sharpei named "B flat."
• Oct 19 2005 • 1:17PM
Would it be obnoxious to point out that you've misspelled it? Oops, too late.
Aptronym.
• Oct 19 2005 • 1:28PM
The director of the museum of photography in charleroi is called Cannone (pronounced Canon).
• Oct 19 2005 • 1:32PM
Would it be obnoxious to point out that you've misspelled it?
Fixed, thanks.
• Oct 19 2005 • 2:44PM
I've always wondered what the word was, and have wanted to compile a list (with evidence... letterhead or whatnot). I'm aware of a urologist named Dr. Peaster and a DDS, Eric Wisdom.
• Oct 19 2005 • 3:09PM
When I was a kid, my dentist's name was Dr Pickus. I hated him.
My wife had an office visit with a surgeon named Dr Hatchett. After HE made a joke about it, we opted to
see someone else.
• Oct 19 2005 • 3:11PM
Seinfeld reference:
A librarian named "Bookman"
An ice cream man named "Cone"
• Oct 19 2005 • 3:15PM
My high school had an English teacher named Mrs Read, a guitar teacher named Harry Strum, and the swimming coach was Coach Kramp.
• Oct 19 2005 • 4:20PM
Does Madonna qualify?
• Oct 19 2005 • 5:17PM
The head of the Catholic Church in the Philippines my entire life was Cardinal Sin, I shit you not. He was an asshole.
• Oct 19 2005 • 9:12PM
Check out John Train's book Remarkable Names of Real People and its sequel. Most are just odd names, but others fall into this category.
Excerpts are here.
• Oct 19 2005 • 9:53PM
a loan officer named Helen Hunt?
as in, "looking for a loan? Go to Helen Hunt, her door is down to the left"
• Oct 19 2005 • 11:41PM
See also this collection (mostly in Spanish).
• Oct 21 2005 • 7:51PM
Herb Caen (historical SF Chronicle columnist) called these "namephreaks".
• Oct 22 2005 • 10:37AM
Thank you for solving a lifelong quest to know how to categorize my junior high teachers: Mrs. Stout, who taught cooking; Mr. Swet, who taught woodshop; Mrs. Law, who taught math; Mr. Echo, who taught band; and perhaps even Mrs. Dancy, who taught, alas, art.
• Oct 23 2005 • 5:41PM
My Chiropractor here in London is called Dr Back. Seriously.
• Oct 27 2005 • 6:13PM
My cardiologist is named Dr. Valentine.
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Dan • Oct 19 2005 • 12:48PM
Don't forget the 2003 WSOP Main Event winner Chris Moneymaker, who happened to be an accountant before winning the biggest poker tournament in the world.