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kottke.org posts about The Onion

Nifty “straight man” redesign of The Onion.

Nifty “straight man” redesign of The Onion. Khoi Vinh of Behavior explains how the design was realized. (via waxy)


The Onion: Police Search of Backpack Reveals

The Onion: Police Search of Backpack Reveals Explosive Bestseller. “The Union Square bestseller is the latest in a series of dramatic items discovered in New York since random subway bag searches began. On July 27, a hip-hop CD containing over 75 F-bombs led to the suspension of train service for 18 hours.”


Our Global Food-Service Enterprise Is Totally Down

Our Global Food-Service Enterprise Is Totally Down For Your Awesome Subculture. “In fact, the crazy, unique, cutting-edge stuff you’re into now? The entire management team here in the North American headquarters was totally into that sh*t a couple months ago! No lie, dawgs.”


“Amazing New Hyperbolic Chamber Greatest Invention In

“Amazing New Hyperbolic Chamber Greatest Invention In The History Of Mankind Ever”. “Popular Science quickly placed the chamber on the fold-out cover of its next issue, which reads, ‘FUCKING AWESOME!!! THE BALLS-OUT H.C. IS 40 TIMES BETTER THAN SEX… AND COUNTING!!!’”


Profile of writers at The Onion

Profile of writers at The Onion.