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Your Mum Does the Washing

The world’s political and economic systems can all unite over one central tenet: your mum does the washing.

Libertarianism:
Your mum does the washing.
You believe you did the washing.

Egalitarianism:
That one time you did the washing
is proof it’s all equal and
no one needs feminism any more.

Americanism:
Your mum does the washing.
It’s in the Constitution.
END OF DISCUSSION.

(thx, chris)

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