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If Hogwarts Were an Inner-City School (Key & Peele)

posted by Jason Kottke   Dec 11, 2019

In this faux HBO documentary short from Key & Peele, we visit Vincent Clortho Public School for Wizards, the American inner-city answer to Harry Potter's Hogwarts.

"The hallways are a-bluster with the conversation of our Quidditch team."

"Half the team is back here riding mops. We got two little [kids] on Swiffers."

If the name "Vincent Clortho" sounds sorta familiar, that's because they borrowed it from Ghostbusters (Vinz Clortho, the Keymaster).