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“My left at floods turned upside down”

James Hook ran the theme song to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air through Microsoft’s speech recognition mechanism.

I pulled up to the house around seven or eight
And I yield to the cabbie your Halsey Smalley later
Look at my kingdom I was finally there
Consider my thrown as the prince of Bel air.

(thx, greg)