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Fifty Years of Popular Songs Condensed Into Single Sentences

Songs boiled down to their essence…mostly “I want to do it with you”.

Led Zeppelin, “Whole Lotta Love”
I want to do it with you.

AC/DC, “You Shook Me All Night Long”
We did it yesterday.

Kings of Leon, “Sex on Fire”
I did it with you, and now it hurts when I pee.

If it’s funny, it’s gotta be McSweeney’s.