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The fake subtitles for this movie clip

The fake subtitles for this movie clip make it seem as though Adolf Hitler is banned from playing iSketch, an online drawing game like Pictionary.

I just got my new Wacom! I have the stylus right here! This tablet has more than 1024 levels of pressure sensitivity!

My Fuhrer, iSketch doesn’t support pressure sensitivity!

FUCK YOU! It does if I say so!!

Hilarious. (via conscientious)

Update: There are quite a few different Hitler/subtitle mashups on YouTube. This one about him being banned from XBox Live is the most popular one but this one about his car being stolen predates it. The iSketch one is still the best one, I think. (thx, everyone)