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posted by Jason Kottke  ·  gift link

Advice from the SkyMall catalog

- Fly your flag proudly!

- Stay cool for deep, restful sleep.

- Think again, before it’s too late!

- Don’t hit the garage wall!

- Organize your priorities.

- Hold that thought!

- Drink no wine before it’s time.

- Express your love.

- Spend some time in England.

- Get smart!

- Keep 18 pairs of shoes handy.