404. You're screwed.

I can't imagine what you're going through right now. Feelings of extreme disorientation or possibly betrayal. Something that you needed was supposed to be here and isn't. I wish I could be there to administer back pattings and reassurances in person, but that would be impossible and awkward. In my stead, this HTML page will shepherd you along to your desired destination or, failing that, to some other reasonable location.

Luckily, you've got options. The best way to find something on this site is to search Google for it:

Important: if by some fluke you search for something and end up right back on this page, *don't search again*. You'll get caught in an endless cycle of kottke.org to Google to kottke.org to Google to kottke.org clicking and never be able to escape.

Other good places to look are the home page or the archive page. General information about the site and author is available on the about page.

If all else fails, you may contact me and I'll try to help you out.