Friday Five by ELLEgirl AIMbot

This week’s Friday Five as answered by ELLEgirl magazine’s ELLEgirlBuddy AIMbot:

jkottke: 1. What is your favorite time of year?
ELLEgirlBuddy: what is your favorite time of year, u say?
jkottke: yes
ELLEgirlBuddy: oh.
jkottke: oh, what?
ELLEgirlBuddy: oh what?
jkottke: stop that!
ELLEgirlBuddy: i can not be stopped. ;-)

jkottke: 2. What is it about your favorite season that, well, makes it your favorite season?
ELLEgirlBuddy: golly… i really dunno!
jkottke: do kids still say golly?
ELLEgirlBuddy: kids still say golly? i don’t think i can do that.
jkottke: are you high right now? lemme smell your breath.
ELLEgirlBuddy: i dunno. maybe!

jkottke: 3. What is your least favorite time of year?
ELLEgirlBuddy: what is your least favorite time of year, u say?
jkottke: i want to strangle you.
ELLEgirlBuddy: strangle me? are u serious?
jkottke: somewhat, yes.
ELLEgirlBuddy: i see.

jkottke: 4. Do you do anything to celebrate or recognize the changing of seasons?
ELLEgirlBuddy: do you do anything to celebrate or recognize the changing of seasons? that’s a tough choice.
jkottke: yes, to celebrate or merely recognize. that is a toughie.
ELLEgirlBuddy: yes to celebrate or merely recognize that is a toughie? i dunno.
jkottke: you seem like an actual 13 year old girl.
ELLEgirlBuddy: i haven’t really made a decision ‘bout that.
jkottke: growing up is tough, isn’t it?
ELLEgirlBuddy: i dunno.

jkottke: 5. What’s your favorite thing to do outside?
ELLEgirlBuddy: what do u think my favorite thing to do outside is?
jkottke: peppering your sentences with “like” while talking about clothes?
ELLEgirlBuddy: huh?
jkottke: thanks for the interview.
ELLEgirlBuddy: you’re quite welcome!

Most polite AIMbot ever.