People I would or wouldn’t fuck on the Internet

I didn’t think it was possible: someone has come up with a new take on the “what’s cool, what’s not cool on the Internet” thing.

People I would or wouldn’t fuck on the Internet.

I’m not sure whether I’m disappointed or relieved that I’m in the “I wouldn’t fuck” column. At the very least, this guy owes me an explanation as to why I’m not spongeworthy.

At least he spelled my name right…more than I can say for a lot of the other words on the page. Mispellings galore & bad grammer….I think he goes in my “wouldn’t fuck” column. No soup for you. Next!