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Not sure what level of prank/gag/stunt this is (note today’s date), but this is supposedly a fully functional compass that only points to the Olive Garden in Times Square.

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Whit S

Anyone else have a teenager who is obsessed with Olive Garden—and other 90s sit-down chain restaurants like Chili's? There seems to be something in the water in our neck of the woods.

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Allister Banks Edited

Not too proud to admit I asked an LLM to explain the pun, it did a bang-up job:

Why the Pun Works
The Vibe: The original quote is often associated with travel, soul-searching, and finding one's way through the wilderness. It is a staple of "wanderlust" culture and is frequently seen on compasses, maps, and travel gear.
The Contrast: By replacing "wander" with "breadstick" (referencing Olive Garden's famous unlimited breadsticks), the quote shifts from a profound statement about the human spirit to a singular, carb-focused mission.
The Compass: In this context, the compass isn't helping you find yourself; it’s helping you find the nearest Fettuccine Alfredo.

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AdrianB Edited

In case further assistance is needed, the seed phrase is from Lord of the Rings (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_that_glitters_is_not_gold#Tolkien).

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Allister Banks

And The Verge got a mini interview with the (independent!? not an actual April Fools Day joke?!) creators

We chose Olive Garden because they offer lasagna as a side. Let’s see the M&M store do that!

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