It’s my unfortunate duty to inform you that, once again, It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers.
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Hold up, it’s It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers season, motherfuckers
Jason, just curious, do you have a calendar reminder set up, or is it just the leaves?
I'm assuming it's the obscene displays of mutant fucking squash that show up at the supermarket every year.
The farmstand near my house has had pumpkins out since mid-August. I am embedded deep in decorative gourd territory.
It is indeed, but in Chicagoland, eerily hot. Those gourds better be pretty damn fuckin' hardy.
Out here doing the real work, thank you for your service.
Don't even need to read it any more. Just mentioning the title lights up my synapses like a galaxy of fucking stars.
So true! And now I can't even look at all the gourds for sale at the grocery store without thinking about this.
I've had this in my open tabs just waiting for this moment.
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