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The Onion highlights some of the lesser-known Project 2025 plans. “Immigration through Ticketmaster: By privatizing immigration, it ensures all immigrants pay the service fee, order processing fee, and the occasional surge pricing fees.”

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LUKE A HACKNEY

I shuddered trying to come up with "a more American sounding name" for Gulag.

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Danielle NH

Considering what is actually in Project 2025, the Onion writers probably had to work pretty hard to come up with a list that was pretend.

Horrifying.

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