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Report: Every Place On Earth Has Wrong Amount Of Water. “In every case, there is either too much or too little water, with zero exceptions.”

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Must admit I was completely surprised to find out this is an Onion article.


"Even when we try to move it around ourselves to make it even, someone keeps moving it back. It’s very frustrating.”

The USGS did, however, note that the amount of fire on earth had been properly disbursed.

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