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Ayo Edebiri Settles Your Petty Disputes

Well this is delightful: Vanity Fair set up Ayo Edebiri with a selection of personal beefs and several gavels (and maybe there’s a meat tenderizer in there, I don’t know), she listened to both sides of each argument, and then passed judgment. Listen until at least the second case before you pass judgment on watching the whole thing (verdict: you should)…it involves someone stealing a french fry from a room service tray.

I don’t know how to tell you this…but your father has murdered people before. There are bodies in the ground. ‘I don’t know what she’s so upset about. It’s a victimless crime. Nobody’s gonna miss that fry. Nobody’s gonna miss THAT KID!’

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Jack Hays

"Delightful" is absolutely the word for her...I was only sort of aware of her before watching this video but then went down a rabbit hole watching more interviews and bits with her, she has amazing presence.

Pete Ashton

That was very good - thank you!


The pause button was down throughout. Don't these people know how tape recorders work?

Allister Banks

Totally there with you, and encouraging us all to live a life where we can ABSTAIN from calling out the continuity errors (I try, and fail)
(Says the person who has comments recorded on this very blog pointing out caomoji and emoji are different things. ಠ_ಠ)

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Margaret M.

I appreciate that she's dressing from the David Byrne School of Wide Shoulders.


(fire emoji)

Allister Banks

Shoutout to the Judge John Hodgman podcast with Jesse Thorn (which I had no idea was still running!?), "Podcast Judgement! Podcast Judgement! I judge all my neighbors" - to the theme of Bitchin' Camaro by The Dead Milkmen

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