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Love this phrase: decanting groceries. “Do you really want to spend your one wild and precious life putting marshmallows in jars?”

Discussion  6 comments

Tra H

This is one of those things where I can't tell if the writer is more angry about the practice or the social media bubble the practice came from because it's extremely annoying and, let's be honest, calling putting away groceries "decanting" ridiculous enough to make anyone spill ink ranting against it.

However, I have some personal arguments in defense.

  1. Space. We have limited space, putting things in glass jars helps keep the space uncluttered so we can efficiently use the kitchen. It's much easier to store and retrieve 5lbs of coffee beans in a jar than dealing with the individual bags
  2. I don't know why, but my brain works better when things have a place. It's something I just found out about myself, and now I'm deploying it everywhere. If you tell me "I bought this to pasta in" I'll become the most dedicated pasta storer you'll ever meet. If the pasta doesn't have a home, I can not guarantee that it will be stored indoors
  3. Tortilla chips. I don't know what they're doing in the tortilla chip factories, but the bags they're coming in these days are made of the flimsiest material known to man. As soon you open them, the bag starts tearing right down the middle and no bag clip can save it. So now I just immediately through them in our tortilla chip freezer bag
Meg Hourihan

I totally agree about the brain working better when thing have a place feeling. I also notice my brain/body is calmer when everything is tidy. Disordered space = disordered mind and feelings for me. So storing pantry items for functional reasons makes sense to me. But I worry that a lot of this pantry org is make-work. It's a good scheme to keep women busily buying containers and filling them with chips and beans, distracting them from organizing and exerting their time and effort on matters of greater importance, like uh not being forced to have a baby when you don't want to, etc.

Broccoli of Doom

calling putting away groceries "decanting" ridiculous enough to make anyone spill ink ranting against it.

Yes! It may be pedantic, but my knee-jerk reaction is that words have meanings, and that's not the meaning of 'decanting'!

Troy Ober

Do you really want to spend your one wild and precious life looking at plastic bags and garish packaging/advertising on your shelves?

Do you really want to spend your one wild and precious life opeing boxes to see how many triscuits you have left to know whether you should buy more at the store?

Do you really want to spend your one wild and precious life imagining that it is so fleeting and that your time is oh so precious that you can't spare 30 seconds to dump a bag of almonds into a jar?

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Lisa H

I do. I do want to spend my wild and precious life decanting dry goods, and I even want to call it decanting! (pantry pedantry)

Worthwhile for the reasons mentioned and also because of ants, who have no respect for a chip clip.

Caroline G.

The one time my mother tried “decanting” in the 90s she mistook the pancake mix for flour (which was in an identical white porcelain container) and ended up serving oddly sweet lobster Newburgh at a dinner party.

She kept everything in its original packaging after that.

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