Love this phrase: decanting groceries. “Do you really want to spend your one wild and precious life putting marshmallows in jars?”
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Love this phrase: decanting groceries. “Do you really want to spend your one wild and precious life putting marshmallows in jars?”
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This is one of those things where I can't tell if the writer is more angry about the practice or the social media bubble the practice came from because it's extremely annoying and, let's be honest, calling putting away groceries "decanting" ridiculous enough to make anyone spill ink ranting against it.
However, I have some personal arguments in defense.
I totally agree about the brain working better when thing have a place feeling. I also notice my brain/body is calmer when everything is tidy. Disordered space = disordered mind and feelings for me. So storing pantry items for functional reasons makes sense to me. But I worry that a lot of this pantry org is make-work. It's a good scheme to keep women busily buying containers and filling them with chips and beans, distracting them from organizing and exerting their time and effort on matters of greater importance, like uh not being forced to have a baby when you don't want to, etc.
Yes! It may be pedantic, but my knee-jerk reaction is that words have meanings, and that's not the meaning of 'decanting'!
Do you really want to spend your one wild and precious life looking at plastic bags and garish packaging/advertising on your shelves?
Do you really want to spend your one wild and precious life opeing boxes to see how many triscuits you have left to know whether you should buy more at the store?
Do you really want to spend your one wild and precious life imagining that it is so fleeting and that your time is oh so precious that you can't spare 30 seconds to dump a bag of almonds into a jar?
I do. I do want to spend my wild and precious life decanting dry goods, and I even want to call it decanting! (pantry pedantry)
Worthwhile for the reasons mentioned and also because of ants, who have no respect for a chip clip.
The one time my mother tried “decanting” in the 90s she mistook the pancake mix for flour (which was in an identical white porcelain container) and ended up serving oddly sweet lobster Newburgh at a dinner party.
She kept everything in its original packaging after that.
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