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We Will Teach You How to Read | We Will Teach You How to Read. “This is our story, simplified: Life. Loss. Transformation. Love. Death. Iteration.”

Discussion  2 comments

Brian Pan

It was a very interesting Advertisement
Reading with parallel Advertisement
Thoughts and contexts of Advertisement
The written form Advertisement
I have never encountered this Advertisement
Before But I wonder if the Advertisement
Original author feels sad about the online Advertisement

Louise Hornor

Interesting and challenging story. I really tried to learn to carry both threads in my head simultaneously, but failed.

Like Brian, I encountered the alien advertisement, but I was able to delete it to continue reading. For me, it did not iterate.

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