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Conspiracy Theorists Anonymous

Let’s listen in on a support group for recovering conspiracy theorists.

Hi, my name’s Terry and I believe that Matt Damon runs a network of underground tunnels beneath a pizza parlor in Washington DC to secretly vaccinate 5G towers.

Hi, Terry.

So, it’s been six days since I last posted anything on Facebook about lizards running the world.

But even the most hardcore members of the group don’t believe one of the most durable conservative tenets of American capitalism…