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Sorry I Murdered Everyone, But I'm An Introvert

posted by Jason Kottke   Nov 10, 2014

As an introvert myself, this piece really resonated with me.

Sorry I killed everybody! I just really need my alone time.

Sorry that everyone is dead. They weren't respecting my quiet power and inner strength. It's a common misconception that introverts can't lead; we're just not always the first to speak up.

Sorry I butchered all of your friends in front of you. It's just that I'd rather curl up at home with a good book than go to a party.