An Open Letter to the Gentleman Blow-Drying His Balls in the Gym Locker Room

posted by Jason Kottke   Jun 03, 2011

Oh McSweeney’s, sometimes you’re just perfect.

You’re actually doing it. I mean, we’ve all dreamt of blow-drying our balls out in the open, but you’re actually doing it in front of me and at least sixteen other people that just finished exercising at this pricey sports club. Some of us will do it in private in our homes, or in a hotel room using a hairdryer a stranger might have just used to style their hair for that big business meeting in Denver. But not you. You are not confined to such social norms, norms that usually keep flapping, flag-like balls out of my eyes.

(via delivereads)