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Totally not burying the lede

posted by Jason Kottke   Oct 08, 2009

Here’s the first sentence of an article that must have been fun to write.

A gay man tried to poison his lesbian neighbours by putting slug pellets into their curry after he was accused of kidnapping their three-legged cat.

Oh humanity, what will you think of next? (via @ettagirl)