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Fun milk reviews

There have been many funny product reviews posted at Amazon — perhaps the first was John E. Fracisco’s 2000 review of The Story About Ping — but these reviews of a gallon of whole milk are funn…no, wait, I laughed so hard at the reviews that milk came squirting out my nose. (How’s *that* for layered narrative! Bam!)

Milk Review

(thx, jeff)

Update: I totally forgot to mention that the reviews are only part of the magic going on with this milk. For starters, it’s only available through two Amazon resellers, both of which are charging $2500 for the gallon (hand delivered). And the “Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed” listing includes a $220,000 diamond ring, a relaxation capsule ($40K), a book called BIRTH CONTROL IS SINFUL IN THE CHRISTIAN MARRIAGES and also ROBBING GOD OF PRIESTHOOD CHILDREN!! ($135), and uranium ore (only $30?). Many many more unusual Amazon products can be found under the Amazon Oddities tag. (thx, stuart)