Useless superpowers

Fun new blog on Superuseless Superpowers. So far, they’ve got 13th Bullet Bulletproof (aka Eventual Kevlar Skin), Achieving 99% Opacity (aka The Slightly Invisible Man), and Ultra Short-Range Teleportation:

This unamazing power lets you teleport up to one inch away. When done in rapid succession, it gives that old-timey stop action feel. It can also really push your “popping & locking” routine to the next level.

Update: David O’Doherty possesses Very Mild Superpowers. (thx, tom)

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