9/11 is Giuliani’s birthday

Mike Birbiglia:

I kind of feel like Rudy [Giuliani] thinks 9/11 is his birthday. He gets that excited look on his face and buys himself a cake and lights two candles and watches them burn down. And then he looks around and says, “What do I get?” And his advisors are like “$15 million in speaking fees!” and he’s like, “That’s even better than last 9/11!”

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• 9-11
• Mike Birbiglia
• politics
• Rudy Giuliani