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File this under odd jobs: Dr. Jana

File this under odd jobs: Dr. Jana Klauer is an off-the-menu nutritionist for the wealthy.

“For my patients with heavy entertaining schedules, I go over the menus of restaurants they’re expected to attend, say, in the upcoming week and tell them what to order,” says Klauer, also known as the Park Avenue Nutritionist. “That way, there’s no guesswork. Before they even step foot inside a restaurant, they know what they’re going to eat.”

That’s a bit misleading however…it’s only a small part of what Klauer does.