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HOW DARE YOU INSTANT MESSAGE A SUPERMODEL shirts

Some dreams deserve to be immortalized on tshirts:

HOW DARE YOU INSTANT MESSAGE A SUPERMODEL

HOW DARE YOU INSTANT MESSAGE A SUPERMODEL

He can feel the anger in my voice, so he immediately tries to calm me down. “I’m trying to explain the differences between MySQL and Perl to my friend,” he answers as if that were the most logical thing to ever come out of his mouth.

“You’re friends with Gisele Bundchen?” I ask.

“Well, yeah,” he says. “I met her on a WordPress message board a few months ago.”

My whole world does a sort of belly flop, and I start to get a little dizzy because what I used to think was right-side-up is now turned on its head. “That’s not okay,” I say to him.

“What do you mean it’s not okay?” he asks. “We’re talking about databases, for crying out loud.”

Apologies to Mike for beating him to the punch.

ps. Sorry, you can’t actually order the shirts. I’ve offered Heather the design if she wants to do so at some point.