In tha hizzie of fine hypertext products

HTTP in tha House takes the text from a URL and constructs a rhyme out of it. Here’s what it spit out for kottke.org this morning:

vs commission
i’m in fission
been asking and
have made bland
flat out fantastic
what a drastic
purchase a movie on dvd
basically done ghee

since u been
study tall slender chagrin
rates of whites go
women who had a low
lines more than
d levitt stephen plan
fake restaurant quot
plasticbag a glee

WWW DOT KOTTKE DOT ORG IN THA HOUSE
WWW DOT KOTTKE DOT ORG IN THA HOUSE
WWW DOT KOTTKE DOT ORG IN THA HOUSE
WWW DOT KOTTKE DOT ORG

See also old school kottke.org content Straight Outta .Compton, a collection of rhymes inspired by the dot com boom:

i’m gonna touch your audience, touch them down below
wave our space inter-face ‘til your eyeballs glow
stick my vortal in your portal and suck your paradigm
we’re a reinvented army whose gonna revolutionise

Shout out to my homie Sean for emizzailing the HTTP in tha House link.