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Michael Jackson’s official Web site features him

Michael Jackson’s official Web site features him standing in what looks very much like a crotch. Just beat it!

Reader comments

AnonmousMar 15, 2004 at 5:48PM

1984 humor:

Micheal beat's it,
Billy Squire strokes it,
KISS licks it up,

EamonMar 15, 2004 at 6:06PM

Aren't you supposed to be on vacation? Stop blogging!

MichaelMar 15, 2004 at 10:08PM

Very "Passion Of The Christ" pose...

monkeyinaboxMar 16, 2004 at 1:20PM

It's like a mini Michael spreading the legs of society.... Really reminds of that scene in Talk To Her

wfrazerjrMar 16, 2004 at 2:22PM

Unfortunately, that crotch is WAYYY too big for Michael to be interested in it.

Ryan EanesMar 17, 2004 at 6:16PM

Ew. I didn't need a visual image of Michael Jackson as a vagina.

NataliMar 20, 2004 at 6:06PM

It's nice to see that he still thinks he won the Artist of the MIllenium award last year.

http://www.mjjsource.com/index.php/about_michael/awards/

[email protected]Apr 22, 2004 at 1:51PM

I BELIEVE MICHAEL JACKSON HAVE SOME WORK TO DO FOR GOD AND IT IS TIME HE LEAVE THE WORLD AND COME CLEAN. THE STEP OF A GOOD MAN IS ORDERED BY THE LORD EVEN THOUGH YOU MIGHT FALL THE LORD WILL FOREVER HOLD YOU UP WITH HIS HAND( PSALMS 37)

[email protected]Apr 22, 2004 at 1:52PM

I BELIEVE MICHAEL JACKSON HAVE SOME WORK TO DO FOR GOD AND IT IS TIME HE LEAVE THE WORLD AND COME CLEAN. THE STEP OF A GOOD MAN IS ORDERED BY THE LORD EVEN THOUGH YOU MIGHT FALL THE LORD WILL FOREVER HOLD YOU UP WITH HIS HAND( PSALMS 37)

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