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Substitution chart

posted by Jason Kottke   Dec 02, 2003

Substitution chart. car alarm = painful urination, 1 punch in jaw = 8 middle fingers

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JoergDec 03, 2003 at 9:08AM

sikisty-six = 66
cheeky half = a whole
madelaine albright = margaret thatcher
1 pint of beer = 2 bottles of beer
pair programming = four times as many programmers
vw beetle = toyota with a windsurfer on the roofrack
hanging out with bob from accounts = taking Hitler with you to a Thai beach party

YLDec 03, 2003 at 12:33PM

eleventy-twelve = 132

On my calculator, eleventy-twelve comes to 122. Eighty = 80, ninety=90, tenty = 100, eleventy = 110.

Did I forget to carry a onesie somewhere?

dowingbaDec 03, 2003 at 5:55PM

The author must have meant 11 x 12, which is 132.

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Against boredom even the gods contend in vain.

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