Only 5% of the universe is ordinary matter, most of it is dark energy.
This changes everything.
2% of that is Wall-Mart
Don't you get it? That means we're all a visible minority! So we can all start eating at McDonald's again! Phew, I was scared there for a minute.
Aren't we lucky to be living in the tiny fraction of ordinary matter? Imagine we were forced to live in the dark matter! This must prove the existence of a benevolent God! Heh.
the Dark Side is great.
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RudyOct 28, 2003 at 8:54PM
This changes everything.
BrianOct 28, 2003 at 11:07PM
2% of that is Wall-Mart
dowingbaOct 29, 2003 at 12:43PM
Don't you get it? That means we're all a visible minority! So we can all start eating at McDonald's again! Phew, I was scared there for a minute.
speedwellOct 30, 2003 at 12:19PM
Aren't we lucky to be living in the tiny fraction of ordinary matter? Imagine we were forced to live in the dark matter! This must prove the existence of a benevolent God!
Heh.
DaveOct 30, 2003 at 2:16PM
the Dark Side is great.
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