Frozen caveman president

A Talk of the Town piece by Andy Borowitz in the latest New Yorker pointed to this AP story on George Bush’s news consumption habits:

Bush said he insulates himself from the “opinions” that seep into news coverage by getting his news from his own aides. He said he scans headlines, but rarely reads news stories. “I appreciate people’s opinions, but I’m more interested in news,” the president said. “And the best way to get the news is from objective sources, and the most objective sources I have are people on my staff who tell me what’s happening in the world.”

I think in order to find someone with less perspective on the world, you’d have to look to Papua New Guinea for a member of one of the last remaining Stone Age tribes.