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Reader comments
Brian KaneSep 02, 2003 at 9:21PM
i don't think i could have thought of worse parody titles if i tried :)
JamesSep 02, 2003 at 11:01PM
Alternatively, let google do the work for you.
xSep 03, 2003 at 4:28AM
Bowa melts down, reconfirming Mr Rolen's trade...Excellence in defending non-extistent title guy- for the wholesale selling out of the Phils guy. Kiss your future goodbye, guy, Bowa. Chased off the finest player alive for that fat slob Thome...booya! Enjoy your mental collaps3, mental inferior....Oh yeah, BTW...I HATE bowa. So pissed, I'm nonsensical.
xSep 03, 2003 at 4:28AM
Bowa melts down, reconfirming Mr Rolen's trade...Excellence in defending non-extistent title guy- for the wholesale selling out of the Phils guy. Kiss your future goodbye, guy, Bowa. Chased off the finest player alive for that fat slob Thome...booya! Enjoy your mental collaps3, mental inferior....Oh yeah, BTW...I HATE bowa. So pissed, I'm nonsensical.
aSep 03, 2003 at 4:32AM
asshat Bowa chased away the finest player alive. Forced scotty to go to the cards, he's better off there. his average is up and his spirits are h8igher than ever before.
lanceSep 03, 2003 at 1:19PM
k - i'm lost.
dowingbaSep 04, 2003 at 12:40AM
Sounds like sports talk...weblogs are for nerds, though!!
Ahem, now lets talk about science.
wendellSep 06, 2003 at 4:46AM
It's one of those intraweb thingies that make me think: Damn, I could write a better list myself in two minutes!
Timer starts... Now!
Glass Eye for the Blind Guy
Third Eye for the Totally Non-Introspective Guy
Third Eye for the Blind Guy
Slant Eye for the Caucasian Guy (oooh... racial tackylanguage; sure to get attention now!)
Minutiae for the Big Picture Guy
Kottke Eye for...
Time's Up!
IAWENDec 06, 2003 at 4:20PM
Pink Eye for the Visene (SP?) Guy
This thread is closed to new comments. Thanks to everyone who responded.