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Will the “real press” make Arnold Schwarzenegger’s

Will the “real press” make Arnold Schwarzenegger’s past catch up with him?. Fan of Hitler, steroid user, cheats on wife, all-around jackass, and owner of the world’s biggest inferiority complex

Reader comments

reidAug 12, 2003 at 3:42PM

how about a NSFW next to the link?

megnutAug 12, 2003 at 3:52PM

How about caveat clicker? It's going to a BlogSpot site for heaven's sake!

anonAug 12, 2003 at 3:54PM

how about working at work, rather than scolding people for linking to legitimate news stories?

AnilAug 12, 2003 at 4:24PM

how 'bout that penis!

wAug 12, 2003 at 5:33PM

How about all these pathetic insinuations!

OMG he touched a woman's ass!!!

and - holy shit - he's got a penis!!!

wait - this can't be - he ... has ... FUN !

jkottkeAug 12, 2003 at 5:44PM

Yay! Womanizing and sexual harrassment is fun! Wheeee!! What more could you want in a governor?

RobAug 12, 2003 at 6:44PM

What's a NSFW?

MathewAug 12, 2003 at 6:46PM

NSFW = Not Safe For Work

raphyAug 12, 2003 at 11:01PM

I hope to make this comment as equally lame as jkottke's.

Hey Kottke, now that you're in NYC (after your ever so brief stop over in CA) maybe, just maybe, you should stick with making false accusations against your own Bloomberg or Pataki.

Yay! Wheee!! Whoopee!!! Idiotic prose and childish accusations, what more could you want in

jkottkeAug 12, 2003 at 11:14PM

For the record, I never said "Whoopee!!!" Three exclamation points is obviously too many.

Has anyone seen Pumping Iron? It's a documentary about bodybuilding and the last Mr. Olympia competition that Arnold won. Very enlightening viewing with regard to the gubernatorial situation in CA.

GluttonAug 13, 2003 at 8:50AM

It seems inevitable that Arno get elected. I mean, look at Reagan & Jesse "The Body" Ventura. Any jerkoff can get elected, so long as he's been in a movie.

Bill ClintonAug 13, 2003 at 10:25AM

"Yay! Womanizing and sexual harrassment is fun! Wheeee!! What more could you want in a governor?"

It worked for me.

DubyaAug 13, 2003 at 11:02AM

Hey -- don't forget me. I can dodge the draft, smoke bleazies, bang hookers, snort coke, and kill tons of people! Bill ain't got nothin' on me.

If you don't believe me, ask my daddy. He knows everything.

AaronAug 13, 2003 at 11:17AM

This is going downhill fast...

wwAug 13, 2003 at 1:08PM

Maybe Kobe should run?

Digital HamsterAug 13, 2003 at 1:53PM

Why are people so obsessed with a canidates character when it comes to running for office? That ideal died a long time ago, or perhaps never existed. Please... I like a canidate with a sketchy background, at least that tells me he is a real person. It's the politicians with a squeaky clean image that worry me. At least I know what I'm getting with Anuld.

BTW, does this mean we won't see Terminator 4?

wwAug 13, 2003 at 4:43PM

wom·an·ize ( P ) Pronunciation Key (wm-nz)
v. woman·ized, woman·iz·ing, woman·iz·es
v. intr.
To pursue women lecherously.

v : have amorous affairs; of men:

lech·er·y ( P ) Pronunciation Key (lch-r)
n. pl. lech·er·ies
Excessive indulgence in sexual activity; lewdness.


\Lech"er*y\, n. [OE. lecherie, OF. lecherie. See Lecher.] 1. Free indulgence of lust; lewdness.

2. Selfish pleasure; delight.

lewd ( P ) Pronunciation Key (ld)
adj. lewd·er, lewd·est

Preoccupied with sex and sexual desire; lustful.
Obscene; indecent.

OK, you win, he is indecent.

SmithAug 14, 2003 at 3:41AM

Kobe's got nuthin on R. Kelly

Ian LloydAug 20, 2003 at 9:57AM

A classic - and very real - line from Arnie. Upon being found in a trailer with his face between some lady's legs, he turns round and says to the person who's caught hi:

"Eating is not cheating"

1234Sep 30, 2003 at 9:48AM

He not only "touched a woman's ass", he shoved one into a wall, and grabbed another hard enough to leave bruises. He's a sociopathic criminal, and you're making jokes.

Groped 14 years ago by ArnieOct 07, 2003 at 3:38AM

When filming Kindergarten Cop in Astoria, OR, he was ALL over the teen girls on the set, off the set, at the local gym and in the hot tub at the gym. The guy was a lecherous old fart, and crude, nasty, and foul, and I could go on and on. He's also kind of short. His stand-in called him The Short Jerk. And that pretty much summed up my experiences with the guy. As the 16 year old being groped in the hot tub.......I'd say he's guilty of all charges. Prick.

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