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“Gellin’ like a ____” poised for rapid burnout

“Gellin’ like a ____” poised for rapid burnout. I hope

Reader comments

jkottkeJul 14, 2003 at 12:56PM

A friend of mine in college used to say "I'm outie like clam chowdie" and "I'm outie like gun powdie". After that, he ran out of nouns that rhymed with "chowder".

KyleJul 14, 2003 at 1:04PM

If you're not cautious we'll all be nauseous...

greg.orgJul 14, 2003 at 1:43PM

There's a new commercial which is all about gellin' like a felon. You'd think these people never saw the Simpsons episode where Bart has to repeat his "I didn't do it." tagline everywhere he goes.

GluttonJul 14, 2003 at 2:50PM

Um, so I'm guessing that "Chillin' like Bob Dylan" is super way way out? We midwesterners are far behind all y'alls coastal folk when it comes to hipness. We're still wearing Members Only jackets and pinch-rolling our acid-washed jeans.

BenJul 14, 2003 at 7:50PM

That commercial is for Dr. Scholl's massaging gel insoles. And of course, there is a companion web site, You can't make this stuff up.

BenJul 14, 2003 at 7:52PM

The highlights of that web site include an animated 3D blob of gel, an extremely pixellated waitress (huh?), and a section called "For Fellas".

Eye-DAug 10, 2003 at 5:43AM

Rock out with your cock out and jam out with your clam out.

SachdevOst Ulka Sachdev Jan 25, 2004 at 1:05PM

A good traveler has no fixed plans, and is not intent on arriving.

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