From now on, I’ll only eat hots
From now on, I’ll only eat hots dogs in the shape of an octopus.
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Reader comments
gpJul 12, 2003 at 8:58PM
why not use your kichen knife?
margaretJul 13, 2003 at 11:57PM
but this tool gives your hot dog eyes! although i don't think i could bring myself to eat a hot dog with eyes. waaay to creepy.
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