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George Bush wrecks on his Segway

George Bush wrecks on his Segway. expect to see this photo all over the web in short order

Reader comments

megnutJun 12, 2003 at 6:31PM

Doesn't balancing on the Segway have something to do with the inner ear? Is this the incontrovertible evidence we need to prove that GW is not human, and is indeed a neo-con bot?

Andy BaioJun 12, 2003 at 7:20PM

More photos of the fall and the two Bushes enjoying their Segways.

MattJun 12, 2003 at 8:20PM

Judging by that four-paned image, it looks like he was trying to mount and ride it as if it were a unicycle. What a clown.

diRkJun 12, 2003 at 9:23PM

that wouldn'ta happened with a megway! keke :D

Rob MauceriJun 12, 2003 at 11:06PM

Brand new pacemaker installed: $20,000
Paying off the Supreme court: $10,000,000
Bombing the crap out of Iraq: $80,000,000,000
Removing the gyroscopes from President Bush’s Segway Human Transporter: Priceless

nilsJun 13, 2003 at 5:06AM

Give him a break. The computerized balancing system was only designed to be foolproof, not complete unrelenting idiot proof.

GregJun 13, 2003 at 10:51AM

It looks like he's trying to grab the reigns and mount a horse. With a tennis racket in the right hand to boot.

ChrisJun 13, 2003 at 11:09AM

I feel it is our duty as responsible citizens to rank get as many people as possible to rank those pics a 5 on yahoo!. They really need to be on the highest rated pics page on yahoo!

(On preview it is already on the most actively rated pics page here.) Thank you so much to whomever posted that link!

Bard EdlundJun 13, 2003 at 12:51PM

Seems like a good analogy of his foreign policy. He must have over-aggressively leaned forward on that thing like there's no tomorrow.

Mark CraneJun 13, 2003 at 2:16PM

Comforting to know this man controls more firepower than anyone in the history of the world.

ChoireJun 13, 2003 at 3:10PM

Bar's looking a little "Grey Gardens" these days, eh? Scary.

krisJun 13, 2003 at 4:13PM

other things bush should stay away from:
difficult words

Ry R.Jun 13, 2003 at 6:13PM

At least he didn't throw up at a state dinner with the Japanese or something like that.

J GJun 13, 2003 at 7:56PM

I have a relative who works for Segway. He said Bush forgot to change the Segway to "Ride" mode from "Follow" Mode - which turns the gyroscope off and is for when you have to pull the Segway by its handlebars. Without the gyroscope, the Segway won't move forward when you lean forward - it just flops over

Jon SJun 16, 2003 at 12:46PM

102 uses for a segway.

Jon SJun 16, 2003 at 12:51PM

102 uses for a segway.

BarrySep 26, 2003 at 1:41PM

maybe this is why Dubya fell

peaceOct 18, 2003 at 1:47PM

Condemed are those who who knocked down the two buildings and killing 5000+ lives. Traitors and heroic are those who gang up with the people who wants to rule the world by knocking down many countries and killing uncountable lives.

GEORGE W. BUSH the hell with you and your party as well as those controlling you (mason / zionist). No justification has been made on the prove of weapon of mass destruction in Iraq despite your action pre-strike on Iraq was almost against against the whole world.

No explaination to the world as to what really happen to those people captured and detained by you.

Your visit to BALI - INDONESIA is NOT welcome.


We know these so called act of terrorists around the world (WTC , Bali , etc) are nothing but a real good conspiracies - well who could not have done it if one own the world media!!!!!


RSDec 03, 2003 at 12:48AM

the people captured and detained by the military would gladly kill you and your family without explaination - the freedom of speech you have is not available in the contries that support terrorism - please move there!

proud americanJan 29, 2004 at 11:30AM

Thank god he's our President. at least someone cares about our national security. btw. its not arrogance if you actually are better than everyone else. USA #1. everyone else FO!

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