Homeland Security

posted by Jason Kottke   Jul 31, 2002

Two men are beaten to death in Chicago after their van crashed into some pedestrians:

“Mixon told the Tribune she was at the window of her apartment across the street when she saw the van swerve toward the house and strike three women.

‘It all happened so fast, it seemed like he floored it or something,’ Mixon said.

She told the Tribune she called 911 and returned to see a crowd around the van, some of them helping the women. Mixon said she saw five or six men pull the driver and passenger out of the van and then punch, kick and beat them.”

With fellow patriots like these, who needs al-Qaida?