Ice tea and masturbation

Andre’s L.A. Story: “My favorite memory from this place is that we had a police scanner and we’d listen to the building maintenance guy talk to his girlfriend on his cordless phone. He’d call her around 5 in the afternoon and say, ‘I’m watching some porn, masturbating, and drinking some iced tea.’ Every time he’d come over to fix something I would, in front of my roommate, offer the guy a glass of iced tea even though we never had iced tea. He’d always decline and my roommate would have to run to his room to laugh into his pillow.”