Possible Onion headlines: “Area Man
Possible Onion headlines: “Area Man Saddened to Discover He Did Not Invent ‘Air Quotes’ Gesture” and “World’s Population Losing Human Race; 200,000 Year Split Time ‘Not Fast Enough’ Says Coach”.
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